booze bus

[Gino]

before you read this I just want to say I hate racist jokes particuly of aboriginies, and I usually delete them but I thought this one was in good taste considering it was told by an aboriginal comedian, so I hope it does not offend anyone.

Gino

From the mouth of aboriginal comedian King Billy Cokebottle
I was travellin in the outback one day wit my friend Morton, when off in
the
distance we sees a booze bus (police). Morton thinks this is great and
heads
straight for it.We pulls up and Morton winds his window down and says "Two
cans of Emu Export thanks mate! "The copper looks at me and Morton and
says "You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this bag for
me."

Morton got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in that. I got
a
letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow in
that."

The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK. In these cases
we
require you to give a blood ample." "Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin
that.
I got a letter from the Red Cross saying I'm a Hemophiliac and I could
bleed
to death. Sorry boss, can't do that" said Morton.

By now the copper is getting fairly off and finally demands a urine
sample for testing. Morton looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that
either." The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for
that!!! ""Bloody oath mate." says Morton. "It's from the government. Says
that you whites can't take the out of us Black Fellers."