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fred.n
10th June 2006, 07:53 PM
CHINESE MEDICINE

While in <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">China</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, a man is very sexually promiscuous and
Does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving
Back home in the <ST1:CITY u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Perth</ST1:PLACE></ST1:CITY></ST1:PLACE></ST1:CITY> he wakes one morning to find
His penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
Doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
Orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
Days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
Says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
Me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
Second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
If you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
Know that, but what can we do? My Australian doctor
Wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid Austlalian docta, always want to opelate.
Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
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Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!" <O:P></O:P>
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Wongo
13th June 2006, 04:57 PM
Always get a sicken opinion.:cool:

fred.n
13th June 2006, 11:29 PM
Always get a sicken opinion.:cool:

Wongo.........I dudn't know your were a Kiwi:p :D :D

Wongo
14th June 2006, 12:09 AM
yeah I tried my biss.:cool:

ernknot
14th June 2006, 02:28 AM
hooly dooly, spots on tooly

AlexS
14th June 2006, 02:56 PM
hooly dooly, spots on tooly
Nuthin' to clap about!:eek:

Iain
14th June 2006, 03:02 PM
Looks like he's a gonner 'ere:rolleyes:

Kev Y.
18th June 2006, 09:46 AM
MMMMM.. sounds much like Zaccary Syndrome to me!






















Face look zaccary like a$$hole!

Iain
18th June 2006, 09:53 AM
Wasn't that Ed Zachary????

scooter
19th June 2006, 10:35 PM
Was Spotty Tool's name Jack? ;)