Driver
30th December 2002, 05:17 PM
This is an allegedly true story from some years ago:-
A male patient escaped from one of the more seriously secure psychiatric institutions. (Try saying that if your false teeth don't fit!) After having got away from the grounds of the hospital, he took refuge in a laundry where he came upon two female laundryworkers. He sexually assaulted both of these unfortunate ladies before leaving the laundry and making good his escape. The following day, the headline in the local newspaper read:-
Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.
A male patient escaped from one of the more seriously secure psychiatric institutions. (Try saying that if your false teeth don't fit!) After having got away from the grounds of the hospital, he took refuge in a laundry where he came upon two female laundryworkers. He sexually assaulted both of these unfortunate ladies before leaving the laundry and making good his escape. The following day, the headline in the local newspaper read:-
Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.