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DanP
2nd June 2006, 06:58 PM
Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -.

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Termite
2nd June 2006, 07:08 PM
Classic! :D

Driver
2nd June 2006, 08:28 PM
Ripper! You had me!

doug the slug
2nd June 2006, 09:39 PM
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Well it just goes to show that collingwood are a pack of chilld-beaters then doesnt it?:D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

ele__13
2nd June 2006, 09:44 PM
F
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After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


NOT AMUSED !!!!!

DanP
3rd June 2006, 10:47 AM
NOT AMUSED !!!!!

I made it Geelong 'specially for you...;)

ss_11000
3rd June 2006, 12:30 PM
thats gold.....

ele__13
3rd June 2006, 01:44 PM
I made it Geelong 'specially for you...;)

Yeah and other years we would have used bloody collingwood as the example ...... once in a while we have to be nice to them im Blowwed if i know why ...... mayu the best team win and west coast wont do it today as its cold wet and yukk in geelong but hey thats when we play best



cheers all jules

fred.n
3rd June 2006, 02:00 PM
Had me all the way......:D :D
Love it

Studley 2436
3rd June 2006, 03:50 PM
yeah got me too

Esp coming from Dan

Studley

dazzler
3rd June 2006, 05:14 PM
3/4 time the cats up by 6 goals.

Prepare to eat thy words!:D

dazzler
3rd June 2006, 05:49 PM
Nooooooooooo

Im eatin

Shedhand
3rd June 2006, 05:58 PM
I made it Geelong 'specially for you...;)LOL The kid was spot on...

Wood Butcher
3rd June 2006, 07:23 PM
Just think if this kid had of been in Sydney it would've been the Rabittohs.

AlexS
3rd June 2006, 07:28 PM
Just think if this kid had of been in Sydney it would've been the Rabittohs.
Yep, heard it told that way at the WWW show.

Just as funny....and true.

Grunt
3rd June 2006, 07:40 PM
Go Eagles.

Studley 2436
4th June 2006, 12:23 AM
sheeze did they what. How did Geelong manage to lose that. SWMBO jnr stole my TV so I didn't get to see that must have been something lousy for cats supporters to have to watch

Studley

GO CROWS

Lignum
4th June 2006, 12:27 AM
Poor old Cats:D They have been the laughing stock in Vic footy for years.

Handbags has been their tag, and they are still living up to it:rolleyes:

Grunt
4th June 2006, 11:04 AM
Well Collingwood have the Colliewobbles and the Cats have Furballs. They choke on 'em.

DanP
4th June 2006, 11:22 AM
The knife and fork were poised and the tea towell was tucked down the front of my shirt and I was ready to eat...

I had scrambled eggs instead. :p:cool:

Dan

PS Honestly, I was barracking for the cats. Really, I was... :D