Wot's the difference?

[Corunetes]

Q> What's the difference between a troupe of magicians and a troupe of Las Vegas showgirls?

A> The magicians show a cunning array of stunts while the showgirls show the opposite!


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Catch ya later,
Peter B.
(Corunetes)

[Iain]

And a goldfish mucks around fountains while a mountain goat.................

[Robert WA]

A cavalry horse darts into the fray while a draft horse......................

[Geoff Sims]

A vegetarian is trying to diet but a schoolgirl is dying to try it.