Ray from Toronto
14th October 2002, 02:23 AM
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf.....Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in. When they opened the door
they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and
a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke this window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked."I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you
and your husband?" "We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"FAIR DINKUM. Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
Australianised now Ray http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
[This message has been edited by (edited 14 October 2002).]
golf.....Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in. When they opened the door
they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and
a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke this window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked."I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you
and your husband?" "We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"FAIR DINKUM. Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"
Australianised now Ray http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
[This message has been edited by (edited 14 October 2002).]