Ashore
22nd May 2006, 01:08 AM
Recieved this today and thought it may give you a smile
You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or
female, for example :
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
2. Photocopiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air
part..
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick
people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male
but consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
Rgds
You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or
female, for example :
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
2. Photocopiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air
part..
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick
people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male
but consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
Rgds