Irish vasectomy

[Cliff Rogers]

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have
anymore children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative
was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the
smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he
could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.

[chrisb691]

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[ss_11000]

thats good....

[Rodgera]

Recycling at its best

[CameronPotter]

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.

Let me guess, it doesn't work on Queenslanders as they can't figure out what comes after 2 anyway so they give up and throw away the can... :p

[fred.n]

I second that Cam:D :D

Dont you live in CANS:eek: :eek: Cliff:p :p :D :D

[echnidna]

Shouldn't this be in the "Removing Fuzzies" thread :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Let me guess, it doesn't work on Queenslanders ...

Nuh, we wear thongs so we can use our toes. :rolleyes: (dropkick)

[Cliff Rogers]

... Dont you live in CANS:eek: :eek: Cliff

Nope, & I CAN spell.:cool:

[scooter]

There's a can with some serious ring pull... :rolleyes: :p

[Iain]

Makes a change from the Oirish terrorist and the handgrenade, and Scooter, that was bloody terrible:D :D :D

[soundman]

Cam mate those who live in glass houses..................



It doesn't work on tasmanians.... because the cracker would have gone off before he figured out which of his four ears to hold the can up to.
:p

cheers

[CameronPotter]

Soundie - I was only responding to the fact that Cliff felt the need to tack his own little bit on the end (which I thought didn't really add to the joke). I wouldn't have much cared if the joke started off as being a Taswegian the whole way, but don't tack on a group at the bottom of the joke just for the sake of offending people. It doesn't make much sense to me...

Fair call about the ears though... :D

[Cliff Rogers]

...responding to the fact that Cliff felt the need to tack his own little bit on the end (which I thought didn't really add to the joke). ...

You guessed wrong there, :rolleyes:
I posted it just how I received it from my uncle.

All I did was removed the FW:FW:FW: from the subject line & all the >>>>>> from the start of all the lines.

[CameronPotter]

Fair enough. I still reckon that someone added that to the bottom at some stage as it isn't really part of the joke.

[outback]

Cam, brush ya shoulder will ya. :rolleyes:

[Iain]

Cam, brush ya shoulder will ya. :rolleyes:
But then the fish would be unbalanced;)

[Cliff Rogers]

...it isn't really part of the joke.

Huh?
I thought it was the punch line. :D

[ss_11000]

i have to agree with cam on this...someone has added that somewhere along the way

[CameronPotter]

Cam, brush ya shoulder will ya. :rolleyes:

Settle down mate,

I said I wouldn't care much if that was part of the joke. Well, OK, an integral part of the joke :rolleyes: ;) , but it just seemed like name calling to me.

On the other hand if it had said that it was about a Taswegian from the start I wouldn't have cared - still don't really, but I thought it merited a mention. Similarly, those who make jokes about other places shouldn't be afraid to get a bit back either.

Anyway, no big deal...

[Cliff Rogers]

Oooorrr Cam... You just don't like being put in the same shee... goa... boat as the New Zealanders. ;)

[CameronPotter]

That's cause there isn't enough room in the same sheep... I mean boat! ;) :p

Actually, I have been a little testy at work recently as I am about 3 weeks from finishing my PhD, but it not going going as smoothly as I had hoped... :(

Maybe I was being a little touchy.

Anyway, doesna matter.

[Iain]

I am about 3 weeks from finishing my PhD, but it not going going as smoothly as I had hoped... :(
Being that close to finishing I thought by now you would have realised that they never do, I took my vengeance out on solictors in court when I was doing mine........and finding that I enjoyed it continued to do so after I graduated;)
I just found a typo, but as CP has one as well I won't bother to correct mine:p

[CameronPotter]

The problem is that it was going brilliantly :D and I was excited as everything was looking peachy ... and now it is not quite so good again. :(