View Full Version : A warning to the gentlemen ...
Daddles
11th May 2006, 08:40 PM
If using a heat rub to treat a sore elbow, do NOT apply said rub before going to the toilet ... or use the other hand :(
Richard
it burns, it really does
ozwinner
11th May 2006, 08:45 PM
A warning to the gentlemen .
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Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/cover.gif
Skew ChiDAMN!!
11th May 2006, 08:51 PM
Almost as bad as gtting it in yer eye. Tiger Balm is the worst...
echnidna
11th May 2006, 08:52 PM
So Richard is now aware of what being in the hotseat really means :D
Auld Bassoon
11th May 2006, 08:56 PM
That takes me back a bit :D
When merely an impetuous youf (!) I played Rugby for Jersey, and one of the initiation things was to spray some of the aerosol "Deep Heat" into a newbie's jocks when he was out on the field.
Post shower, and into the bar, the said newbie would soon start squirming, then, at an ever increasing tempo, start hopping about - hoots to watch - but a real live Bar-steward to be caught by :D
Grunt
11th May 2006, 08:56 PM
I once chopped up a whole swag of chillies for a Thai Lamb Curry for a dinner party we were having. Hours later I went for a pee. Frick it hurt. I had to wash my old fella under the tap for 10 minutes before the pain subsided.
ozwinner
11th May 2006, 08:59 PM
I once chopped up a whole swag of chillies for a Thai Lamb Curry for a dinner party we were having. Hours later I went for a pee. Frick it hurt. I had to wash my old fella under the tap for 10 minutes before the pain subsided.
And you loved every minute of it I bet?
Al :p
ozwinner
11th May 2006, 09:06 PM
I have read, that Gentlemen actually pay for this kind of treatment.
Al :eek:
Ashore
12th May 2006, 12:46 AM
A few drops of tobasco ( spelling) on the handle of the toilet door at a party gets some interesting looks from people who have just been.
Not that I would have ever been involved.
Rgds
Wongo
12th May 2006, 12:46 AM
Hey Dick, get youself an ice pack.
bsrlee
12th May 2006, 08:30 PM
Obviously none of you lot have been to a cooking course run by Lindey Milan of the Women's Weekly where you use chilli - everyone gets an extensive warning about what not to do after touching chillis & who not to touch:rolleyes:
Oh, and milk or yoghurt is the best thing for chilli 'burns'. Can't help with Tiger Balm or Dencorub/Vicks etc.
Auld Bassoon
12th May 2006, 08:43 PM
A few drops of tobasco ( spelling) on the handle of the toilet door at a party gets some interesting looks from people who have just been.
Not that I would have ever been involved.
Rgds
Cor! Nasty eh! Must remember that one :eek: :D
mudgutts
12th May 2006, 10:04 PM
Vicks vapour rub does the same its a very different feeling one i will never have again