Kev Y.
26th April 2002, 10:59 PM
A lady comes into an Auto spares shop and asks for a seven ten cap. The salesmen all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lostsome how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked.
Now their thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 1-1/2" in diameter.
"What does it do?"
"I don't know, but its always been there."
One of them gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 1-1/2" in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it and they just fall down laughing hysterics.
One guy said " I think you want an 'OIL' cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."
She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lostsome how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked.
Now their thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 1-1/2" in diameter.
"What does it do?"
"I don't know, but its always been there."
One of them gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 1-1/2" in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it and they just fall down laughing hysterics.
One guy said " I think you want an 'OIL' cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."