Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. [Archive] - Page 9

Shane Watson

19th January 2001, 12:51 PM

Theres that Dejavu again Iain!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

WhiteHouse

ubeaut

19th January 2001, 01:16 PM

Picket fence

Hoffy

19th January 2001, 02:39 PM

Times

AlexS

19th January 2001, 04:23 PM

Table

RETIRED

19th January 2001, 10:49 PM

legs

Mark Woodward

19th January 2001, 11:30 PM

Anna!!

(Swing that rachet baby!!)

ubeaut

21st January 2001, 08:18 PM

bananna

Iain

21st January 2001, 08:27 PM

Phallic (philthy swine Neil)

Shane Watson

21st January 2001, 09:39 PM

Pyrotechnics.

ubeaut

22nd January 2001, 12:12 AM

Anna bananna (rhyming not phallic) - Typical shrink reply.

BANG - as in fire works! Dah!

ubeaut

22nd January 2001, 02:21 PM

Building site

or

I win you rooz, I now honorable plesident and you are a not present peseant plick. Ha ha!!

Shane Watson

22nd January 2001, 04:13 PM

Chippies ( as in - builders )

John Saxton

22nd January 2001, 08:49 PM

Salted,Vinegar or Barbeque?

RETIRED

22nd January 2001, 10:30 PM

plain

Shane Watson

23rd January 2001, 09:03 AM

Boat

John Saxton

23rd January 2001, 09:37 PM

Special Boot Outfitters(Specialising in DEEP sizes)

knuckles

24th January 2001, 02:01 AM

Hey youz guys. Where he hell'sa my post wif the poem and the cement shoes. Neil put it here for me after I mucked up. Now itsa gone. I'ma bit angry, waddaf**k are youz doin. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

I made a beautiful rhyme and put it in this place,
Then some wanker came and stole it. I wanna smash his face.
I really am of from what yous done to me.
I'll just do what my shrink says, turn my back and count to tree.

One......... Two......... Tree.........
Nup, didn' work I still wanna smash some face. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

RETIRED

24th January 2001, 06:57 AM

Knuckles, sorry about that, it was my fault. There was a mix up and I deleted it accidently.

I liked it too, so repost it.

Next time count to 100. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

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knuckles

24th January 2001, 10:09 AM

. Is yous stoopid. I never went to collage so how da hell do yous esspekt me to count to 100.

My stolen post revisited. It was posted after:
boat????

float !

Anchor - (cement shoes)

A poem for yous guys

The Boat Anchor (Cement Shoes) - by Knuckles

I used to know this wanker,
Who to me, was deep in hock.
Now I use him as an anchor,
When I'm not tied to the dock.

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gifKnuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

PS I changed the poem a bit cause it makes me feel good this way.

John Saxton

24th January 2001, 10:42 AM

Lord

Shane Watson

24th January 2001, 11:06 AM

Almighty

JackoH

24th January 2001, 03:51 PM

GAWD ! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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JackoH

24th January 2001, 03:54 PM

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif?

ubeaut

24th January 2001, 03:58 PM

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif!!!

barrysumpter

24th January 2001, 04:10 PM

Confused ????

Shane Watson

24th January 2001, 04:13 PM

Insane.... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

John Saxton

24th January 2001, 08:12 PM

In Seine (Swimming in the local bog in Paris)

oges

24th January 2001, 08:36 PM

Frogs (resisted making comment on other foreign objects sometimes found in swimming pools)

bobmundy

24th January 2001, 11:04 PM

Grosjean/Clement!!!

AlexS

25th January 2001, 07:58 AM

Iron knickers!

John Saxton

25th January 2001, 07:41 PM

Plastic Failure!!

oges

25th January 2001, 08:22 PM

Plastic Fantastic!!

Island Ape

26th January 2001, 02:13 AM

Fantastic-Plastic

JackoH

26th January 2001, 11:51 AM

My bloody credit card! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

John Saxton

28th January 2001, 02:55 PM

Which Bank!

RETIRED

28th January 2001, 03:26 PM

Left.

Shane Watson

28th January 2001, 03:29 PM

of the Centre

Iain

28th January 2001, 07:09 PM

Liberal Party (Labour fried chicken, all left wing and a***hole)

RETIRED

29th January 2001, 05:49 PM

plastic

Iain

29th January 2001, 07:59 PM

Saxtons Dilemma

JackoH

30th January 2001, 11:13 AM

Sax Appeal ? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

RETIRED

30th January 2001, 12:27 PM

Maybe Lack of?????

Shane Watson

30th January 2001, 12:46 PM

Viagra???

John Saxton

30th January 2001, 07:54 PM

Hard for a card?

Shane Watson

31st January 2001, 12:43 AM

ACE

oges

31st January 2001, 06:31 PM

.. of jokers

RETIRED

31st January 2001, 07:35 PM

and rabbits??

John Saxton

31st January 2001, 08:30 PM

Doe..(dough-plastic)..?

ubeaut

1st February 2001, 07:00 AM

adear, a female dear!!

RETIRED

1st February 2001, 11:22 PM

senile president

JackoH

2nd February 2001, 11:33 AM

"W"

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

RETIRED

2nd February 2001, 12:12 PM

bobmundy

2nd February 2001, 12:31 PM

WHY????

RETIRED

2nd February 2001, 03:36 PM

John Saxton

2nd February 2001, 06:17 PM

Alpha

Shane Watson

2nd February 2001, 06:20 PM

Bravo

oges

2nd February 2001, 06:59 PM

Foxtrot

lacewood

2nd February 2001, 07:57 PM

white ants (two definations could apply here http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif but the relevant one is that they chew *** great big HOLES in every thing they touch.

Iain

2nd February 2001, 08:36 PM

Diahorrea (in response to foxtrot)

John Saxton

2nd February 2001, 10:01 PM

Loose lips sink ships?

RETIRED

2nd February 2001, 10:19 PM

a jerry under every bed?

knuckles

3rd February 2001, 11:51 PM

guzunder

RETIRED

4th February 2001, 11:04 PM

submarine?

Shane Watson

4th February 2001, 11:18 PM

Substandard

ubeaut

5th February 2001, 09:54 AM

shoddy

oges

5th February 2001, 01:04 PM

Noddy
(welcome back o supreme leader)

Roger Peine

5th February 2001, 11:43 PM

Coven... (Witch Bank)
Hehehaha

Shane Watson

6th February 2001, 12:37 AM

Coffin

Island Ape

6th February 2001, 01:56 AM

Rub Vick on your chest

AlexS

6th February 2001, 07:57 AM

...to cure your kerf.

JackoH

6th February 2001, 03:57 PM

Dubbya ! (Stands for wanker!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

John Saxton

6th February 2001, 04:53 PM

Single minded

RETIRED

6th February 2001, 07:36 PM

self starter?

John Saxton

7th February 2001, 08:09 PM

Telephone

lacewood

7th February 2001, 11:46 PM

Box

ubeaut

8th February 2001, 12:02 AM

uvtrix ...... (my computor)

ubeaut

8th February 2001, 09:19 AM

anuversfuff

ubeaut

9th February 2001, 09:50 AM

knackered

Glenn M

9th February 2001, 11:28 AM

Horse

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Glenn
www.woodworkbooks.com (http://www.woodworkbooks.com)

Shane Watson

11th February 2001, 09:36 PM

I don't often say this, but Stoppers that made me Laugh Out Loud!

ubeaut

12th February 2001, 07:25 AM

Hahahaha - Not the virus, just a laugh http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

RETIRED

12th February 2001, 12:54 PM

Belly or throaty?

JackoH

12th February 2001, 05:22 PM

Pensive. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

($44.50 American for a bloody pen! What are we waiting for chaps?)

Shane Watson

12th February 2001, 11:09 PM

X-pensive

ubeaut

12th February 2001, 11:29 PM

at those prices here you would be arrested for robbery and end up in the ........
penitentiary http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

John Saxton

13th February 2001, 03:45 PM

Pen-ile envy!

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Johnno

oges

14th February 2001, 07:13 PM

Lorena BOBitt <s?>

RETIRED

15th February 2001, 12:24 AM

not stuPENdous

Iain

15th February 2001, 08:13 AM

apPENdage

Shane Watson

15th February 2001, 02:06 PM

PENdulum

John Saxton

15th February 2001, 08:56 PM

U of the U-Beaut

ubeaut

16th February 2001, 08:53 AM

http://www.ubeaut.com.au/monkey.gif http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

Iain

16th February 2001, 01:46 PM

Michael Jackson

Glenn M

16th February 2001, 03:37 PM

Hur

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Glenn
www.woodworkbooks.com (http://www.woodworkbooks.com)