Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[RETIRED]

fly in the oinment

[Iain]

Fly in my soup (I say, waiter...........)

[ubeaut]

Backstroke

[JackoH]

Suzie O'Neil.(I know, she's Madame Butterfly, but I happen to like her!)
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Graeme]

Chlorine

[RETIRED]

water supply

[Iain]

Bladder (incontinence)

[John Saxton]

drip.....drip......drip?

[Chris Longworth]

Continual (drip)

[ubeaut]

drongo

[RETIRED]

Galah

[Iain]

Politician (or plural)

[RETIRED]

garden gnome

[John Saxton]

DETRITUS

[RETIRED]

troll

[RETIRED]

angle (as in fish)

[ubeaut]

(pater-cake pater-cake baker man)

mummanoster or mumma & paternoster http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif heheheheh

[John Saxton]

Nostra Damus

[JackoH]

Patty Biscuit. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[AlexS]

Near Miss

[John Saxton]

Hot babe!

[Shane Watson]

Hot Chocolate

[This message has been edited by Shane Watson (edited 12 December 2000).]

[Jim Carroll]

Pregnant

[RETIRED]

pause

[ubeaut]

feet

[bobmundy]

METRES.....

[Shane Watson]

Metric

[John Saxton]

Imperial

[Roger Peine]

Japanese

[John Saxton]

Rising Sun ( and VCR's,DVD's Stereo etc)

They shall overcome!!!!!!!!

[RETIRED]

sunset

[Shane Watson]

Ansett.. ( well it rhymes! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[oges]

plummet airways http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RETIRED]

Fire at will

[bobmundy]

Duck, Will!

[ubeaut]

Platypus http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif Who the hell is Will???? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Iain]

Pigtail (Inuendo http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif )

[Shane Watson]

Pony Tail

[Roger Peine]

Foot in mouth

[oges]

Politicians http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by oges (edited 15 December 2000).]

[Iain]

WOFTAM

[Roger Peine]

SNAFU

[Shane Watson]

What??

[RETIRED]

FUO

[Shane Watson]

ARGH

[John Saxton]

Ouch!

[knuckles]

FUBAR

[Jim Carroll]

Poobah

[ubeaut]

Thats GRAND POOBAH to you Jimbo!
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/poo2.jpg
POO BEAR Now there's someone we haven't heard from in a long, long time.

[Iain]

Obsessive (see yesterdays Sun)

[RETIRED]

do gooders

[Shane Watson]

Greenies http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

( Hey Ian, couldn't see the Sun yesterday! Too cloudy & wet!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[Iain]

Sinusitus (Yuk!)

[John Saxton]

Hayfever

[ubeaut]

hayshed .......... country folk

[Iain]

Hayseed......ditto

[Shane Watson]

Tractor... ( hey this is reminding me of my childhood days on the farm in NZ http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[ubeaut]

beam - Treckie - live long and prosper http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Jim Carroll]

" me up Scotty"

[Iain]

No intelligent life in (pick a state, any state)

[RETIRED]

assimilate

[knuckles]

Borg ............ the bad guys, my favorites.

[Roger Peine]

stras....

[Iain]

Garlic

[Jim Carroll]

Pizza

[Shane Watson]

Face!

[ubeaut]

Whadsamadderyou? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif
Goddanorespek! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif
Waddayathinkyoudo? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif
Why youlookasosad? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
Itsanotsobad! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif
Itsanice-aplace! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Ahh shudduppayour...... http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif

[Shane Watson]

Toyota! ( hahaha good onya Stoppers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[Iain]

Perfection (my 80 cruiser)

[oges]

... toolbox and 'ave a beer (refresh victim, ignore this one sorry) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by oges (edited 19 December 2000).]

[JackoH]

Cabin! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

This is getting deep! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[Shane Watson]

Cruiser! ( Iain the 100series in my carport is a mean beast! Tows over 5ton regularly. Thank goodness for aftermarket turbos http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif Not to mention aftermarket suspension http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[Iain]

Poverty (fuel bill)

[ubeaut]

Nah.......... bin there done that.

[oges]

wheelie bin

[JackoH]

Garbage ! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[ubeaut]

Grumpy turners ......... see A Woodies Yarn Forum

[Iain]

Tina Turner

[Neil]

Ican

[bobmundy]

(Neil too quick for me. Or does he have a more direct way to post!!!)

[This message has been edited by bobmundy (edited 21 December 2000).]

[oges]

brown nose

[Shane Watson]

Teachers Pet. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[This message has been edited by Shane Watson (edited 21 December 2000).]

[Jim Carroll]

Bandaids

[Shane Watson]

Happy turners http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Iain]

Blackbutt and woodpeckers ( http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif )

[ubeaut]

Eddie Murphy & a Mia Farrow - (an ex Woodiepecker)
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif

[John Saxton]

Oh come all ye Faithful(to the Oz BB)

[RETIRED]

Christmas.

[knuckles]

New Year

[Iain]

Ramadan (just finished, time to eat again)

[JackoH]

Lent (borrowed!)

[Shane Watson]

Stole!

[Iain]

Pinched (bums in Bali)

[Roger Peine]

Ooo, i'd say

[Iain]

Ho Ho Ho (Chinese law firm?)

[This message has been edited by Iain (edited 24 December 2000).]

[John Saxton]

Santa

[ubeaut]

claws

[John Saxton]

ripper(s)

[RETIRED]

plough