Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[ubeaut]

reminder - I'm very porgetful

[John Saxton]

Terry

[Roger Peine]

'e hit me in the head with a banana' 'e did

[JackoH]

"I'd rather be up 'er than up the Old Bailey"
(Tel quote from "Minder")

[Iain]

Jurisprudence (Hehe)

[brettdel]

mangina

[Iain]

Theology

[Jim Carroll]

OH GOD

[ubeaut]

DOG OH (dislexic)

[oges]

DONUT

[RETIRED]

yankee breakfast

[Chris Longworth]

Hash Brown's

[Roger Peine]

Brown hash ( Still dislexic )

[John Saxton]

and Eggs(over easy)

[knuckles]

McDoorstops

[Shane Watson]

Hungy Knuckles.... ( maybe not, you keep loosing them http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif )

[RETIRED]

one digit wonder HEHE

[John Saxton]

salute?

[ubeaut]

Skol - (good health)

[oges]

Victoria Bitter (cheers!)

[AlexS]

Prince Albert sweet

[John Saxton]

Hotel

[Chris Longworth]

Motel

[bobmundy]

don'tell

[ubeaut]

William .......... Tell

[RETIRED]

arrow and apple

[ubeaut]

Apple & Mac - Ahhhh....... Minority group

[Iain]

Elite

[Tristan Croll]

Stuck up

[RETIRED]

snob

[RETIRED]

quartet (barber shop variety)

[JackoH]

Short Back & Sides.

[Iain]

Sweeney Todd

[John Saxton]

slick

[Jim Carroll]

Brylcreme

[ubeaut]

Californian Poppy

[RETIRED]

showing our ages

[Chris Longworth]

wrinkles (all over)

[JackoH]

Pickled Prune !

[Bazza]

Mother-in-law

[Iain]

Outlaw

[Roger Peine]

Back door

[hook]

Greek

[Iain]

Retro-spective

[Shane Watson]

Spectacles (sp??)

[John Saxton]

Scenes

[Roger Peine]

Sunday Read

[Iain]

Chopper Read

[John Saxton]

HEAVY read

[knuckles]

Weak prick

[ubeaut]

limp wrist - Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[oges]

limp noodle (not there theres anything wrong with this either)

[Shane Watson]

Viagra http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[Roger Peine]

Hard on

[Shane Watson]

Hard Hat.

[Chris Longworth]

Lay back

[RETIRED]

relax

[Iain]

Laxette

[JackoH]

Poo !

[Shane Watson]

Pooh Bear

[Graeme]

Winnie Cooper

[Roger Peine]

Alice's mum ?

[RETIRED]

acid rock

[Chris Longworth]

Rock on!

[ubeaut]

This is probably a bit sad but the first thing that comes to mind is:

GARRY GLITTER

[Iain]

Kitty Litter

[knuckles]

Vic Bitter

[oges]

thirsty

[Shane Watson]

BBQ

[Iain]

Incinerate

[knuckles]

BURN baby burn. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif Mwahahahahahaha http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[RETIRED]

pyromaniac, I can imagine what is going to follow. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Chris Longworth]

Fire - What's wrong with that ? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Iain]

Poor , here you go,
nymphomaniac

[John Saxton]

HOT to trot

[Roger Peine]

Necro' Ahh, Nero

[RETIRED]

Fiddles

[John Saxton]

GST?

[ubeaut]

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif$@% http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif&*@ http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif#$# http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by ubeaut (edited 06 December 2000).]

[Shane Watson]

Accurate Description !

[John Saxton]

Tax,(without christmas)

[knuckles]

nails

[John Saxton]

Drill first hit once.

[Shane Watson]

knock-out

[RETIRED]

redhead

[John Saxton]

Redback

[RETIRED]

toilet seat

[ubeaut]

DUNNY seat

[oges]

Thunderbox http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Iain]

Bog

[knuckles]

head

[Shane Watson]

Feathers

[Iain]

Piscatorial pleasures

[John Saxton]

Pisces

[Shane Watson]

Pieces

[JackoH]

Pixies.

[Iain]

Fairies (???????????)

[Shane Watson]

Gnomes

[John Saxton]

Garden or Web

[ubeaut]

Spider on the web - Well. Isn't that where they belong?