Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[Iain]

ET (little rubber man)

[RETIRED]

phone home

[Iain]

reverse charges

[RETIRED]

children

[bobmundy]

mobile

[Iain]

rollerblades

[Bazza]

Please Explain

[oges]

Pauline Pantsdown .. err Hanson

[Iain]

Xenophobic

[John Saxton]

Please Explain

[Jim Carroll]

Alien

[Jim Carroll]

Orange Oil

[Jim Carroll]

Aussie

[RETIRED]

OIL, OIL, OIL

[Iain]

Ol'e

[Tristan Croll]

Ricky Martin

[RETIRED]

energetic

[Iain]

Generic

[Tristan Croll]

snails (garden-variety)

[JackoH]

Escargot ! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Iain]

Viva la Francois!

[RETIRED]

Francais.

[Iain]

Francis (Merci Monsiour (sp) firma la bouche, oui.)

[ubeaut]

SHUDUP!!!

[Iain]

Your face???

[RETIRED]

handsome http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Chris Longworth]

Looking

[John Saxton]

Stoppers(please)

[ubeaut]

Jester

[Tristan Croll]

minute

[JackoH]

Tiny http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Iain]

Borers

[John Saxton]

Mundane

[Jim Carroll]

Doorstop http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

Size 11

[Tim Sloan]

bigfoot!

[ubeaut]

Yetti (Oh no! Not yetti, I'm not ready)

[RETIRED]

hairy

[Iain]

Doorstop (Xmas wishlist)

[ubeaut]

OUCH!! (Below the belt) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif (if not the dome what else do we have to polish if we run out of wood http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Sorry Chris, couldn't resist. I'm hurtful, mean and nasty, I know. But jeez I'm cute. Hehehehehe... Munumanagh... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

[RETIRED]

pain

[Chris Longworth]

full

[John Saxton]

Quid

[ubeaut]

10 bob x 2

[Iain]

Deener & Zac (let some of the younger ones work that out http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

[RETIRED]

trey (spelling is right http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif)

[JackoH]

Tres bon. (Back to the bloody french again!)

[oges]

escargo (s?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[ubeaut]

FAST (my car goes fast too definitely not at snails pace}

[Shane Watson]

Bullet ( thats like how I wish my car would goe http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif )

[Iain]

Little white bull

[RETIRED]

Trey = threepence.

[oges]

old bugger coins http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

bugger old coins (to coin a phrase)

[John Saxton]

Penny for em'

[Shane Watson]

Numismatics

[Tristan Croll]

banks (The biggest coin collectors of them all!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Chris Longworth]

Fees (banks collect them to)

[knuckles]

ROB banks ..... my old job heheheheehe http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[Iain]

Banks rob their new job http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[Roger Peine]

Payback http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Jim Carroll]

Mel Gibson

[ubeaut]

Wullyum Warlis - Scotish pronounciation (the Scot with the brave heart)

[John Saxton]

Ye Sassanach!

[RETIRED]

pommy

[oges]

git!

[AlexS]

...outa here!

[Iain]

Scouse

[John Saxton]

Liverpudlian

[Chris Longworth]

Liverpool

[John Saxton]

Mersey Beat

[ubeaut]

Dave Clark 5

[RETIRED]

beatles

[Iain]

Val Doonigan http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Shane Watson]

Spice Girls ????? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[ubeaut]

GET REAL!!!

[JackoH]

Posh http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

(Pommy Bastards. Scouse Gits.ya Aussie Drongoes!)

[RETIRED]

extravagant

[John Saxton]

Visa

[hook]

Wife.
(think she loves the card more than me !!)

Hook

[Chris Longworth]

Careful

(she might read the posting)

[ubeaut]

Chicken - (let her read it)

[oges]

tonight

[Iain]

Promise (no hope)

[ubeaut]

LIES - all lies

[Bazza]

Porkey's

[RETIRED]

pig

[Shane Watson]

Roast Pork ( hmmm, must be about time to get it cooking for din dins http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif )

[Tristan Croll]

spit

[JackoH]

Expectorate! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Chris Longworth]

Golly?

[Iain]

Wog (childhood terminology, no racism here)

[Jim Carroll]

Noddy

[RETIRED]

big ears

[Tristan Croll]

Prince Charles! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[hook]

Prince Albert (ouch !!!!!)

Hook

[JackoH]

Victoria Falls!

[Iain]

Victoria gets up again? (I tried http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif )

[Bazza]

Splat

[John Saxton]

Blind Drunk