Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[oges]

*POP*

[AlexS]

weasel

[Kev Y.]

painter

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IF at first you don't succeed, relax your normal.

[John Saxton]

Van Gogh

[ubeaut]

'ear ear....... Hey, does anyone belong to this 'ear ear?

[Kev Y.]

Buccaneer

[ubeaut]

buccanoath!

[Iain]

Far Queue http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[John Saxton]

dead easy

[Kev Y.]

Dad n Dave (yep I am THAT old!)

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IF at first you don't succeed, relax your normal.

[JackoH]

Steptoe & Son.

[John Saxton]

Rag n'Bone

[bobmundy]

slag 'n' dag (engineers)

[Shane Watson]

Drunken Carpet Layers ( long story - but they are very Rough! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif )

[ubeaut]

"U" & "Beaut" - lovely people. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

....centric ( ad gloriosus )

[Kev Y.]

Ego...Maniac

[Shane Watson]

(Kev, thats not nice to talk about Stoppers... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif )

Eggs benidict...

[oges]

swarz... schwars... swarts... Palmer http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Iain]

Daughters

[John Saxton]

..in law

Fist o' Fives
Five finger Waltz
Knuckle shuffle
Spankin' the Monkey

[ubeaut]

knuckle sandwich

[JackoH]

Knuckles.( Where are you?)

[Shane Watson]

Hands....

[Sir Stinkalot]

Christan Anderson

[Iain]

Pamela

[John Saxton]

Pamela Pamela (remember the song)?

[Shane Watson]

Mambo #5.... That song Johnno? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[John Saxton]

yep got the CD
Mambo = snake (african I think of the type you don't pat)

[philige]

chillen!
john lee hooker, LEGAND.

[ubeaut]

The Happy Hooker - bigger legend.

[Shane Watson]

Bob Marley.... The only legend.... (now does anyone here know what the actual cause of Bob's death was? Its not what I thought it was anyway.)

[JackoH]

Lousy! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif


According to Brittanica he died of cancer in Miami in 1981.

[This message has been edited by John Hambly (edited 26 February 2002).]

[This message has been edited by John Hambly (edited 26 February 2002).]

[Kev Y.]

Mongrel (Sorry not you john)

[philige]

bob died of SOCCER! well an old stubbed toe injury and because he wouldn't or couldn't stop playing he got the big C thru that.

[ubeaut]

This one is for Knuckles wherever he is.
WANKERS

[Hoffy]

Blisters on hand

[John Saxton]

No cream http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif please

[Kev Y.]

Icecream Sundae (with syrup and nuts on top)

[JackoH]

Nuts!? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:
(Sorry not you Brudda!)

[Eastie]

Bolts

[Shane Watson]

Washers (yeah malanoma [sp?] on the toe killed Bob Marley...I would have thought he OD'ed....)

[philige]

spanner

[Iain]

Piddlefoot
(a cartoon when I was a kid, piddlefoot and spanner)

[ubeaut]

Pickupsticks - The real name of stoppers game

[philige]

cut them round

[John Saxton]

Lathe

[Shane Watson]

Large!

[bobmundy]

BLUE???

[Kev Y.]

Movies?

Or Toohies?

[Shane Watson]

No Stopper's LATHE!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

beeeoootifool

[JackoH]

Awesoooome!!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:

[John Saxton]

very cheap http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[oges]

advertising http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Kev Y.]

Gimmik's

[John Saxton]

No! bene emere Tornus Stoppers

[John Saxton]

Gonna be a pest these next few days ..convalescing after operation.

Previous post alluded to quote "buy a good lathe off Stoppers"unquote, or as near as can be.

Big blaring,BLUE,beautiful,bold,brassy,bewitching,beloved in stoppers workshop

[JackoH]

Alliteration!!!. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[John Saxton]

as Same.

[Kev Y.]

SAME??

DITTO

[JackoH]

Big Footprint!

[John Saxton]

Yeti/Sasquach...big bas#*@d

[John Saxton]

U2

[philige]

UB-40

[AlexS]

eunuch

[Iain]

Software (Made by Unix for Eunechs!!)

[Tristan Croll]

Kiwi

[Kev Y.]

polish - nugget to us main landers

[Tristan Croll]

tankard

[JackoH]

Mugs! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[oges]

cricket selectors http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Iain]

Cricket Protectors (Oh Balls!!)

[John Saxton]

kneepads/batting box?

[Kev Y.]

Stumps

[ubeaut]

Knuckles......... Where are you??

[John Saxton]

knuckled under(if,n that don't bring him out nuffin wil) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Knuckles come on back ...Iain's probably forgiven you by now http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

[Kev Y.]

Who's Knuckles?

and Wheres Wally?

[Sawdust Producer]

Hammer?

[storewalla]

St..st..stammer
Originally posted by Sawdust Producer:
Hammer?

[storewalla]

St..st..stammer!?!

[JackoH]

'Ammer'Ammer'Ammer!!!

(From well known Rugby Song,Union,of course!)

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[ubeaut]

'n'nailz

[John Saxton]

Liquid nailz....pht pht http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gifdont taste as good when doin a job!!

[JackoH]

Rubber Hammers. (For banging in liquid nailz!) . http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

Nah.....
OUCH!!!:EEK:

[AlexS]

Rubber hammers are for bending glass - thought everyone knew that.

[Kev Y.]

OUCH!!

pain

I always thought rubber hammers were for building rubber rooms!

[AlexS]

Pane

[John Saxton]

full

[Iain]

PISTE!

[JackoH]

Again!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

Ah...Bushmills http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Kev Y.]

Homebrew

[Kev Y.]

Homebrew

[randy]

Gas [from the back end]

[oges]

natural gas

[ubeaut]

classical gas

[JackoH]

Flatulence!

[John Saxton]

Suppository repository http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/redface.gif