Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[bobmundy]

mallee burger

[Iain]

Ringstinger rissoles, pass the chili..

[oges]

Barbie

[AlexS]

Ken

[Sir Stinkalot]

Gi-Joe

[Shane Watson]

Gi-Jane

[Shane Watson]

Gi-Jane

[John Saxton]

G.I.Tarzan

[ubeaut]

G I hate it when ya do that!

23 skidoo

[bobmundy]

U-2!

[Sir Stinkalot]

Bono

------------------
May the stink be with you :)

[Sir Stinkalot]

Bear

[Shane Watson]

Smarter than the average bear...

[RETIRED]

Humphrey B http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Iain]

Bogart

[John Saxton]

Sam(play it again)

[Iain]

Delilah (sp?)

[ubeaut]

Tom Jones (Welsh) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Shane Watson]

Tom Foolery

[Iain]

Election 2001

[AlexS]

Ah! Satan

[RETIRED]

My Aunt

[John Saxton]

-ie Jack (for those formative years of long ago)

[AlexS]

Thin Arthur

[Shane Watson]

King

[bobmundy]

kong

[ubeaut]

ping ......

[John Saxton]

Seedy club?

[JackoH]

S.O.S.!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[oges]

Sizzle Our Sausages http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[RETIRED]

Savour Our Snags.

[Iain]

S**t on Shingles (our old boarding school terminology for baked beans on toast)

[AlexS]

Tu*d on a tile...old army term for sausages on toast

[John Saxton]

S**tcake on Rye (another old army term for mash on toast)

[Shane Watson]

Old Farts....Term commonly used by youngens.

[ubeaut]

Old Fart - very nice Pommy beer http://www.ubeaut.com.au/cheers.gif

[John Saxton]

Coopers Stout(top drop)

[bobmundy]

Eat crows?

[John Saxton]

Bye Bye Blackbird

[Iain]

Hello Sandgropers................
(the joy of Vic, no names)

[JackoH]

Buckets & Spades. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:

[Shane Watson]

Bikini's

[RETIRED]

Women!!!

[bobmundy]

Victorians: commonly Gumsuckers!

[John Saxton]

W.Aliens aka sun,sea,plenty of good sand,good wine,bronzed good lookin'wimin,real nice timber,good p*ss ....why does the missus wanna move from Valhalla?

[Iain]

Land of the dead (valhalla)

[AlexS]

Walhalla (gold mine)

[John Saxton]

Valhalla ....aka spiritually acclaimed

[ubeaut]

Glenfidisch...... buggared ifIcan schpellit but I schoore know howta make it dishapear. Hic! http://www.ubeaut.com.au/cheers.gif Yipeeeee...

[JackoH]

"I Drink, Therefore I Am".
(Descartes, almost) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:

[Pete]

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam ... Monty Python

[Shane Watson]

Pink Salmon

[Iain]

Insulation (picking up on Stoppers spellin era)

[John Saxton]

CRICKET anyone!

[bobmundy]

mad dogs & Englishmen.....

[oges]

mad cows

[ubeaut]

pms

[JackoH]

pmt. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[Shane Watson]

GMC

[Iain]

GMH

[bobmundy]

GG

[Iain]

ABCD mudcrabs
MNO mudcrabs
SAR SAR
CDBD I's

Well, you lot started it!

[bobmundy]

OIC-
MRBBBB

[JackoH]

?????????. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[ubeaut]

WHAT THU......

[RETIRED]

Better when illustrated Iain. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[AlexS]

OS, ICM

[JackoH]

Merchant Bankers! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[bobmundy]

??????

[Iain]

EN me
NNME flower
NMR medical procedure
NME the opposition
LN girls name
OL something went wrong
OIC vision improves
AU to call someone
SAR yes they are
CDBDI's observe squinty optics
etc etc....

[ubeaut]

MTGG - hungry hourse
BP - honey
U4Eu - Very happy

[Shane Watson]

Mobile Phone SMS text messanging yuppies... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[JackoH]

OIC!!!!. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[ubeaut]

OUCH ......... jeez that hurt http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[oges]

couch

[JackoH]

potatoe.

[Iain]

Bangers.

[ubeaut]

Pyrotechnics - Turn up your sound then CLICK HERE (http://www.ubeaut.com.au/boom.html) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

This one is for you , hope it helps clear the head. Cheers mate. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

[Shane Watson]

Legotechnics....Lil' gift idea there for all you parents or grandparents of youngin's

[John Saxton]

Egocentrics (bloody ell Neil nearly bloo me sub-woofers into smithereens with that BOOM)

[Shane Watson]

Eggyolks....... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[John Saxton]

Eggnog

[bobmundy]

Nic. K Teen

[Tristan Croll]

General Failure (Who is he and what's he doing reading my hard drive? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif )

[Iain]

Bill Posters...

[John Saxton]

S.Clause

[RETIRED]

Fine Print

[Iain]

And in the finest of navy traditions...
Master Bates
Seaman Stanes

[JackoH]

Brahms & Liszt!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[John Saxton]

BB hit list

[ubeaut]

grog gets ya

[John Saxton]

Aint it luvverly tho(especially in some of those nice injecting rooms around the country,ie pubs,bars,wineries etc)

[Shane Watson]

Could be Rubbery? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[RETIRED]

cheques

[bobmundy]

wet-

[ubeaut]

'n' dry

[John Saxton]

'n'dusty

[JackoH]

Slim (Dusty)!

[Shane Watson]

Chunky

[Pete]

Chicken soup