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John Saxton
14th August 2001, 11:11 PM
Penny or Lois?
RETIRED
15th August 2001, 01:51 AM
Beatles and Superman
ubeaut
15th August 2001, 10:52 AM
The Birds & Spiderman
Shane Watson
15th August 2001, 11:01 AM
counting crows & The Hulk
oges
15th August 2001, 04:05 PM
black & green http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif
John Saxton
16th August 2001, 02:01 AM
Black n'Tan (the stout and lager mix from a few years back).
JackoH
16th August 2001, 10:47 AM
Abbot & Costello.
(The stout and skinny comedian film stars from a few years back!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Iain
16th August 2001, 11:36 AM
Abbot and Costello (the two comedians currently in Australian politics).
John Saxton
17th August 2001, 05:10 PM
Laurel & Hardy (from even further back)
Craig Euler
17th August 2001, 06:39 PM
The Three Stooges
RETIRED
17th August 2001, 06:58 PM
U, Doorstop & http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
ubeaut
18th August 2001, 11:27 AM
stolen thunder
David Marsh
18th August 2001, 07:03 PM
Hobbled
Shane Watson
18th August 2001, 08:29 PM
Hobby
ptc
18th August 2001, 09:16 PM
Not telling you !
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p.t.c
RETIRED
18th August 2001, 09:56 PM
secret. ssssssshhhhhhhh
ubeaut
19th August 2001, 08:08 AM
ASIO ......... Hahahahahaah
Iain
19th August 2001, 06:07 PM
Random Breast Testing http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
John Saxton
19th August 2001, 10:16 PM
Yes pleeeese
JackoH
20th August 2001, 12:24 PM
Titter titter!
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
RETIRED
20th August 2001, 02:10 PM
A booboo?
ubeaut
21st August 2001, 01:05 AM
a Yogi http://www.ubeaut.com.au/yb1.gif (smarter than the average bear)
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Craig Euler
21st August 2001, 01:22 AM
a Guiness! ( not your ordinary beer)
oges
21st August 2001, 07:41 PM
a Genius (not your average politician)
John Saxton
22nd August 2001, 11:18 PM
Haul
Craig Euler
23rd August 2001, 11:43 PM
Hurl ( after your average beer! )
Shane Watson
24th August 2001, 10:25 PM
Throw (away the beer for Bundy Rum, yum yum http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )
JackoH
25th August 2001, 11:14 AM
Chunder!
(Not after my home-brew,wouldn't hurt a fly!)
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:
ubeaut
27th August 2001, 12:40 AM
Dick Dastardly
RETIRED
27th August 2001, 12:58 AM
Roger The Lodger?
JackoH
27th August 2001, 11:22 AM
The Sod! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
ubeaut
27th August 2001, 07:44 PM
Mr Plod ......... "alo-alo wotuv wegot ere?"
Iain
28th August 2001, 07:53 AM
Old Bill
JackoH
29th August 2001, 05:44 PM
He should be prosecuted!
^
^
(Who is going to explain this,Doorstop, you or me?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
John Saxton
29th August 2001, 08:26 PM
Suspended!
Iain
29th August 2001, 10:39 PM
By the neck until dead, and may God have mercy .....................
Sorry, this is WW not law
JackoH
30th August 2001, 05:13 PM
The Hanging Judge!( Iain Jeffries wasn't it?)~
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Bugger it Doorstop, I can't be bothered. If they don't know thats their problem. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif
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(Not a bad crawl, by the way)
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Iain
30th August 2001, 06:31 PM
Marsden
Dennis Hill
31st August 2001, 07:26 AM
Mars....(Bars?) Now where can we go? Go directly to gaol, do not pass GO etc.
RETIRED
31st August 2001, 08:42 AM
Telstra (monopoly)
Iain
31st August 2001, 10:12 AM
Onetel http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
Shane Watson
31st August 2001, 10:49 AM
Colapse
Pete
31st August 2001, 01:09 PM
Parallel
JackoH
31st August 2001, 06:19 PM
Side by Side. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Iain
31st August 2001, 06:44 PM
Juxtapose
RETIRED
31st August 2001, 11:45 PM
maybe?
TOMARTOM
1st September 2001, 12:19 AM
OK
(Chinese Whispers)
Tony
ken yates
1st September 2001, 01:31 PM
CORAL http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif
Iain
1st September 2001, 01:47 PM
Bunfight (remaining politically correct)
Barry Nelson
1st September 2001, 05:45 PM
moved to jokes.
Admin.
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John Saxton
1st September 2001, 07:10 PM
Sore (test tickets)All Black or Green&Gold?
ubeaut
3rd September 2001, 02:22 AM
black 'n' blue
Pete
3rd September 2001, 09:56 AM
Black and Decker
Iain
3rd September 2001, 11:37 AM
bred a deck clank (anagram but appropriate)
AlexS
4th September 2001, 08:40 AM
thaughtical
Iain
4th September 2001, 09:51 AM
Thought I called
JackoH
4th September 2001, 11:50 AM
Tawt I taw, (a puddy tat!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
AlexS
5th September 2001, 08:52 AM
Nice pussy
John Saxton
5th September 2001, 10:34 AM
Tongue and Groove
Iain
5th September 2001, 10:50 AM
Netherlands water retarding system..
Pete
5th September 2001, 12:26 PM
political correctness
oges
7th September 2001, 07:26 PM
Canberra (heading there early October)
Iain
8th September 2001, 09:26 AM
Never ending circles
Shane Watson
8th September 2001, 10:44 AM
Never Ending Story
Pete
8th September 2001, 07:02 PM
everlasting gobstopper
JackoH
10th September 2001, 10:46 AM
A Door!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Shane Watson
10th September 2001, 10:59 AM
Jam
oges
10th September 2001, 02:18 PM
Scones
ubeaut
10th September 2001, 06:28 PM
cream
AlexS
11th September 2001, 08:47 AM
raspberries
ubeaut
11th September 2001, 09:45 AM
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif:
Glen Bridger
11th September 2001, 08:05 PM
Cherry Tree
JackoH
11th September 2001, 10:37 PM
Extra Virgin! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
RETIRED
12th September 2001, 08:17 AM
Olive oil.
Iain
12th September 2001, 08:55 AM
Popeye
JackoH
14th September 2001, 05:46 PM
Spinach!(yuk!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
ubeaut
14th September 2001, 06:15 PM
Brussel sprouts (yum) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Shane Watson
16th September 2001, 05:07 PM
North Sea
Pete
19th September 2001, 02:08 PM
Crude http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
JackoH
19th September 2001, 03:21 PM
Gas. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
JackoH
19th September 2001, 03:23 PM
Gas. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
Pete
19th September 2001, 08:48 PM
meanz
Iain
19th September 2001, 09:08 PM
A rather large internal build up of methane which is generally expelled via the sphincter in a loud manner http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif
How's that , politically correct!
Yes Iain but medically it is known as a fart! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif
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ubeaut
20th September 2001, 01:56 AM
PHART!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
[This message has been edited by ubeaut (edited 20 September 2001).]
Shane Watson
20th September 2001, 08:17 AM
Old Pharts...hehehe
ken yates
21st September 2001, 02:02 PM
slowly http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
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oges
25th September 2001, 09:28 PM
quickly
ubeaut
28th September 2001, 10:31 AM
WAKE UP!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
JackoH
28th September 2001, 11:00 AM
There's no need to shout! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif
Shane Watson
28th September 2001, 11:04 AM
Yodel
Iain
28th September 2001, 01:49 PM
Chunder http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
Shane Watson
30th September 2001, 12:11 PM
Thunder...(box http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )
ken yates
30th September 2001, 02:36 PM
BLUNDER http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/redface.gif
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ubeaut
1st October 2001, 12:24 AM
buss - BOOM! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
ken yates
2nd October 2001, 01:54 PM
loud http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif
RETIRED
2nd October 2001, 08:39 PM
obnoxious
Iain
2nd October 2001, 09:34 PM
Weeds (thats what my MIL called them)
ubeaut
3rd October 2001, 12:08 AM
cowboys
ken yates
3rd October 2001, 02:33 PM
ranch
oges
3rd October 2001, 02:46 PM
Bonanza been here before I think, I really need to see a shrink about this...