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John Saxton
14th August 2001, 11:11 PM
Penny or Lois?

RETIRED
15th August 2001, 01:51 AM
Beatles and Superman

ubeaut
15th August 2001, 10:52 AM
The Birds & Spiderman

Shane Watson
15th August 2001, 11:01 AM
counting crows & The Hulk

oges
15th August 2001, 04:05 PM
black & green http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

John Saxton
16th August 2001, 02:01 AM
Black n'Tan (the stout and lager mix from a few years back).

JackoH
16th August 2001, 10:47 AM
Abbot & Costello.
(The stout and skinny comedian film stars from a few years back!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Iain
16th August 2001, 11:36 AM
Abbot and Costello (the two comedians currently in Australian politics).

John Saxton
17th August 2001, 05:10 PM
Laurel & Hardy (from even further back)

Craig Euler
17th August 2001, 06:39 PM
The Three Stooges

RETIRED
17th August 2001, 06:58 PM
U, Doorstop & http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

ubeaut
18th August 2001, 11:27 AM
stolen thunder

David Marsh
18th August 2001, 07:03 PM
Hobbled

Shane Watson
18th August 2001, 08:29 PM
Hobby

ptc
18th August 2001, 09:16 PM
Not telling you !

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p.t.c

RETIRED
18th August 2001, 09:56 PM
secret. ssssssshhhhhhhh

ubeaut
19th August 2001, 08:08 AM
ASIO ......... Hahahahahaah

Iain
19th August 2001, 06:07 PM
Random Breast Testing http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

John Saxton
19th August 2001, 10:16 PM
Yes pleeeese

JackoH
20th August 2001, 12:24 PM
Titter titter!
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

RETIRED
20th August 2001, 02:10 PM
A booboo?

ubeaut
21st August 2001, 01:05 AM
a Yogi http://www.ubeaut.com.au/yb1.gif (smarter than the average bear)

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Craig Euler
21st August 2001, 01:22 AM
a Guiness! ( not your ordinary beer)

oges
21st August 2001, 07:41 PM
a Genius (not your average politician)

John Saxton
22nd August 2001, 11:18 PM
Haul

Craig Euler
23rd August 2001, 11:43 PM
Hurl ( after your average beer! )

Shane Watson
24th August 2001, 10:25 PM
Throw (away the beer for Bundy Rum, yum yum http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

JackoH
25th August 2001, 11:14 AM
Chunder!
(Not after my home-brew,wouldn't hurt a fly!)
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:

ubeaut
27th August 2001, 12:40 AM
Dick Dastardly

RETIRED
27th August 2001, 12:58 AM
Roger The Lodger?

JackoH
27th August 2001, 11:22 AM
The Sod! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

ubeaut
27th August 2001, 07:44 PM
Mr Plod ......... "alo-alo wotuv wegot ere?"

Iain
28th August 2001, 07:53 AM
Old Bill

JackoH
29th August 2001, 05:44 PM
He should be prosecuted!
^
^

(Who is going to explain this,Doorstop, you or me?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

John Saxton
29th August 2001, 08:26 PM
Suspended!

Iain
29th August 2001, 10:39 PM
By the neck until dead, and may God have mercy .....................
Sorry, this is WW not law

JackoH
30th August 2001, 05:13 PM
The Hanging Judge!( Iain Jeffries wasn't it?)~
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Bugger it Doorstop, I can't be bothered. If they don't know thats their problem. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif
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(Not a bad crawl, by the way)

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Iain
30th August 2001, 06:31 PM
Marsden

Dennis Hill
31st August 2001, 07:26 AM
Mars....(Bars?) Now where can we go? Go directly to gaol, do not pass GO etc.

RETIRED
31st August 2001, 08:42 AM
Telstra (monopoly)

Iain
31st August 2001, 10:12 AM
Onetel http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

Shane Watson
31st August 2001, 10:49 AM
Colapse

Pete
31st August 2001, 01:09 PM
Parallel

JackoH
31st August 2001, 06:19 PM
Side by Side. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Iain
31st August 2001, 06:44 PM
Juxtapose

RETIRED
31st August 2001, 11:45 PM
maybe?

TOMARTOM
1st September 2001, 12:19 AM
OK


(Chinese Whispers)

Tony

ken yates
1st September 2001, 01:31 PM
CORAL http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

Iain
1st September 2001, 01:47 PM
Bunfight (remaining politically correct)

Barry Nelson
1st September 2001, 05:45 PM
moved to jokes.

Admin.

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John Saxton
1st September 2001, 07:10 PM
Sore (test tickets)All Black or Green&Gold?

ubeaut
3rd September 2001, 02:22 AM
black 'n' blue

Pete
3rd September 2001, 09:56 AM
Black and Decker

Iain
3rd September 2001, 11:37 AM
bred a deck clank (anagram but appropriate)

AlexS
4th September 2001, 08:40 AM
thaughtical

Iain
4th September 2001, 09:51 AM
Thought I called

JackoH
4th September 2001, 11:50 AM
Tawt I taw, (a puddy tat!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

AlexS
5th September 2001, 08:52 AM
Nice pussy

John Saxton
5th September 2001, 10:34 AM
Tongue and Groove

Iain
5th September 2001, 10:50 AM
Netherlands water retarding system..

Pete
5th September 2001, 12:26 PM
political correctness

oges
7th September 2001, 07:26 PM
Canberra (heading there early October)

Iain
8th September 2001, 09:26 AM
Never ending circles

Shane Watson
8th September 2001, 10:44 AM
Never Ending Story

Pete
8th September 2001, 07:02 PM
everlasting gobstopper

JackoH
10th September 2001, 10:46 AM
A Door!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shane Watson
10th September 2001, 10:59 AM
Jam

oges
10th September 2001, 02:18 PM
Scones

ubeaut
10th September 2001, 06:28 PM
cream

AlexS
11th September 2001, 08:47 AM
raspberries

ubeaut
11th September 2001, 09:45 AM
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif:

Glen Bridger
11th September 2001, 08:05 PM
Cherry Tree

JackoH
11th September 2001, 10:37 PM
Extra Virgin! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

RETIRED
12th September 2001, 08:17 AM
Olive oil.

Iain
12th September 2001, 08:55 AM
Popeye

JackoH
14th September 2001, 05:46 PM
Spinach!(yuk!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

ubeaut
14th September 2001, 06:15 PM
Brussel sprouts (yum) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shane Watson
16th September 2001, 05:07 PM
North Sea

Pete
19th September 2001, 02:08 PM
Crude http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

JackoH
19th September 2001, 03:21 PM
Gas. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

JackoH
19th September 2001, 03:23 PM
Gas. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

Pete
19th September 2001, 08:48 PM
meanz

Iain
19th September 2001, 09:08 PM
A rather large internal build up of methane which is generally expelled via the sphincter in a loud manner http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

How's that , politically correct!

Yes Iain but medically it is known as a fart! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif



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ubeaut
20th September 2001, 01:56 AM
PHART!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

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Shane Watson
20th September 2001, 08:17 AM
Old Pharts...hehehe

ken yates
21st September 2001, 02:02 PM
slowly http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

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oges
25th September 2001, 09:28 PM
quickly

ubeaut
28th September 2001, 10:31 AM
WAKE UP!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

JackoH
28th September 2001, 11:00 AM
There's no need to shout! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

Shane Watson
28th September 2001, 11:04 AM
Yodel

Iain
28th September 2001, 01:49 PM
Chunder http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

Shane Watson
30th September 2001, 12:11 PM
Thunder...(box http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif )

ken yates
30th September 2001, 02:36 PM
BLUNDER http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/redface.gif



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ubeaut
1st October 2001, 12:24 AM
buss - BOOM! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

ken yates
2nd October 2001, 01:54 PM
loud http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

RETIRED
2nd October 2001, 08:39 PM
obnoxious

Iain
2nd October 2001, 09:34 PM
Weeds (thats what my MIL called them)

ubeaut
3rd October 2001, 12:08 AM
cowboys

ken yates
3rd October 2001, 02:33 PM
ranch

oges
3rd October 2001, 02:46 PM
Bonanza been here before I think, I really need to see a shrink about this...