Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. [Archive] - Page 13

Shane Watson

11th June 2001, 10:54 PM

Damn Johnno too quick. So heres my new word....

crap

oges

12th June 2001, 07:49 AM

Ford http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

JackoH

12th June 2001, 11:10 AM

Pills! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

Pete

12th June 2001, 11:26 AM

Regular http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

RETIRED

12th June 2001, 02:44 PM

orange

Pete

12th June 2001, 03:50 PM

People

Shane Watson

12th June 2001, 04:21 PM

Animals.

John Saxton

13th June 2001, 09:43 AM

Drug Pushers.....Grrr (excluding Pharmacists)

Iain

13th June 2001, 10:06 AM

Thieves (including Pharmacists)

Pete

13th June 2001, 10:15 AM

Forty http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

JackoH

13th June 2001, 05:25 PM

Something ! (D

She is a very nice lady pharmacist is Doorstops missus. I can vouch for that.(Come to think of it,whats a nice lady like her doing with a fella like him? Only joking.)
Appologise Iain.The exception that proves the rule perhaps.

Pete

13th June 2001, 07:41 PM

Nothing http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

ubeaut

13th June 2001, 11:21 PM

L-O L-O wotuvwegotereven (think about it)

oges

14th June 2001, 07:52 AM

Bobbies (did i thunked right?)

RETIRED

14th June 2001, 08:06 AM

Pirates of Penzance

AlexS

14th June 2001, 08:39 AM

I am the very model of a modern Major General...

Neil

14th June 2001, 09:10 AM

"When you say orfon...... Do you mean orfon, frequently, or orfon; without parents??? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Shane Watson

14th June 2001, 11:20 AM

Grandma.

John Saxton

14th June 2001, 05:45 PM

's baking

Pete

14th June 2001, 08:13 PM

Welshcakes http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif (sort of a scone dough with raisins cooked on a hot skillet)

PenRex

15th June 2001, 01:18 PM

#1 (I always get confused which one that is . . .)

------------------
Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

PenRex

15th June 2001, 01:23 PM

A #1 (I always get confused which one that is . . .)

------------------
Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

Neil

15th June 2001, 01:23 PM

#2's

John Saxton

15th June 2001, 06:16 PM

22...two duck(bingo)

Watch out Iain, Chris has knuckles as a minder.

Iain

15th June 2001, 06:52 PM

Neil

15th June 2001, 09:08 PM

low http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

RETIRED

15th June 2001, 11:07 PM

High.

Iain

15th June 2001, 11:27 PM

Clairvoyant (medium) sorry !

ubeaut

16th June 2001, 12:29 AM

ENOUGH!!!!!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

ubeaut

16th June 2001, 03:16 AM

Hey Doorstop. Tongue in cheek this. http://www.ubeaut.com.au/finger.gif

, Shane and myself will f$#@ing well censor anything we deem to be offensive, an unprovoked personal attack or not in the spirit of the Bulletin Board. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

If anyone needs an explanation of our actions click here (http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000207.html) and read.

Iain

16th June 2001, 10:57 AM

Nose (finger pickin good)

Neil

16th June 2001, 11:03 AM

Knuckles digit
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/finger1.gif the Knuckles salute. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Knuckles where are you???? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

John Saxton

17th June 2001, 07:47 PM

Salute

RETIRED

18th June 2001, 12:32 AM

victory

Pete

18th June 2001, 12:39 PM

Pigeons http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shane Watson

18th June 2001, 01:03 PM

Duck hunting..

Shane Watson

18th June 2001, 01:03 PM

Duck hunting..

RETIRED

18th June 2001, 02:04 PM

sssssstttttutter

Iain

18th June 2001, 03:39 PM

Levi's (Vic joke, not really)

JackoH

18th June 2001, 04:28 PM

Jeans. (Lawries wet ones-same Vic joke) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

John Saxton

18th June 2001, 07:33 PM

Recessive

Iain

18th June 2001, 09:59 PM

Impotent (by his own admission although he thinks he's omnipotent)

John Saxton

19th June 2001, 11:05 PM

Loose limbed

JackoH

20th June 2001, 05:33 PM

Double jointed http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shane Watson

20th June 2001, 06:18 PM

Knuckles

janac13

21st June 2001, 06:46 AM

Hurt

oges

21st June 2001, 12:28 PM

William

Iain

21st June 2001, 01:47 PM

Bill

RETIRED

21st June 2001, 02:37 PM

Get lots of 'em

Iain

21st June 2001, 05:44 PM

Want some more?

RETIRED

21st June 2001, 06:16 PM

Is he related to General Mayhem??

Iain

21st June 2001, 07:31 PM

Cardinal Sin

ubeaut

21st June 2001, 11:43 PM

Manual Labour

John Saxton

22nd June 2001, 10:51 AM

Tom,Dick or Harry

Tristan Croll

22nd June 2001, 01:48 PM

General Failure (Who is he and why the f#@* is he reading my hard drive?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

JackoH

24th June 2001, 02:02 PM

General Motors.(Now there's a hard drive!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

John Saxton

24th June 2001, 09:52 PM

Chevrolet/Chevvy

Shane Watson

24th June 2001, 10:46 PM

V8's! yeah baby YEAH!

Pete

25th June 2001, 02:08 PM

Camaro Z28 (If only I could have one!)

JackoH

25th June 2001, 05:01 PM

G-O-G-G-O-! (Why the heck do you need three reverse gears?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

Iain

25th June 2001, 05:48 PM

Willy's (3 speeds forward or back)

RETIRED

25th June 2001, 07:24 PM

Austin Champ 5 Reverse gears and can drive through water 5' deep.

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John Saxton

25th June 2001, 08:10 PM

A35,A70 (Austins)

Shane Watson

25th June 2001, 09:43 PM

Austin Powers... Yeah Baby YEAH!

Iain

26th June 2001, 08:36 AM

Moselle---Ughhh!

ubeaut

26th June 2001, 06:54 PM

vinegar drinkers - Ughhh! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

John Saxton

26th June 2001, 08:28 PM

Turps (blah)

AlexS

27th June 2001, 09:05 AM

Ben Ean - breakfast of champions in the '60s

Iain

27th June 2001, 02:49 PM

Chateau Cardboard (or the old dreaded Moyston Claret, the red equiv of Ben Ean)

RETIRED

27th June 2001, 07:17 PM

Dare I mention Pims?

Iain

27th June 2001, 07:25 PM

Brandivino (sp), Rosso Antico, Kangarouge, Corio, Tolleys Brandy, Resch's, Bourbon, Mateuse, etc etc and Grange Hermitage (I can't afford it)

Shane Watson

27th June 2001, 10:11 PM

Geez guys, whats wrong with good ole' Bundy Rum.....

John Saxton

27th June 2001, 10:33 PM

Diabetics?

AlexS

28th June 2001, 08:36 AM

For the Kiwis, blackberry nip

Iain

28th June 2001, 10:41 AM

Methylated Spirits (available in 'Lite' for the dero's)

bobmundy

28th June 2001, 12:10 PM

nugget

JackoH

28th June 2001, 12:43 PM

Port & lemon. (Middle-aged pommy L.O.!)

Babycham.(Same as above only younger chicks!)

Iain

28th June 2001, 12:56 PM

Starboard

John Saxton

29th June 2001, 11:42 AM

Fish Tucker

Iain

29th June 2001, 12:50 PM

Fish Friar (not to be confused with the Chip Monk)

RETIRED

29th June 2001, 01:28 PM

Tuck

Shane Watson

29th June 2001, 02:01 PM

Tuck Shop ( argh the memory's of the old school yard..... )

oges

29th June 2001, 03:05 PM

Canteen

Iain

29th June 2001, 04:47 PM

Salmonella

Pete

29th June 2001, 08:01 PM

Sam

(not to be confused with Hepatitus Harry or Cholera Charlie) - street food vendors in Jakarta. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif