Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

[Iain]

Dorothy

[bobmundy]

..the dinosaur!

[Shane Watson]

The Wiggles!!

[ubeaut]

Hot potato - hot potato http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Whoah. Where did that come from. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[ken yates]

WAHTOOSIE :P

[Shane Watson]

Tootsie http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Iain]

Golden Rivet

[ubeaut]

Golden River - that fomous novel by I P Daily. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[Shane Watson]

Golden Palace....

[RETIRED]

Crown Casino (my Gold http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[bobmundy]

teeth

[ken yates]

CHOPPERS http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Shane Watson]

Chopper Reid.........

[oges]

Eric Banna

[Iain]

B1-B2

[PenRex]

A B C dah, (down a fifth)-dah, (up one)-dah

------------------
Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

[ubeaut]

der

[Shane Watson]

DOH! http://www.ubeaut.com.au/homer1.gif

[This message has been edited by ubeaut (edited 27 March 2001).]

[JackoH]

Here we go again! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[RETIRED]

a deer

[Iain]

.347......no deer....VENISON!!

[ubeaut]

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah!

Kinky

[Shane Watson]

Irish Potatoes......... Damn that virus!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Island Ape]

Make very good chips!

[Iain]

FUSH

[Chris Longworth]

MUSH

[AlexS]

Hopoate!

[ubeaut]

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

day-jar-voo http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[JackoH]

Bloody Oath. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[Shane Watson]

Red......

[RETIRED]

riding hood

[knuckles]

The Big Bad

For youz guys:

I'M BAAAAACK.
by Knuckles A Muggerman

Knuckles is back and I'm proud to say,
I just got owta th slammer today.
I'm gonna be good like I know I should,
An not bash wankers wif lumps a wood. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[ubeaut]

woolf http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Shane Watson]

Who

[RETIRED]

Tardus

[ubeaut]

?

[oges]

Captain Hook

[ken yates]

gator http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Shane Watson]

Tick Tock, Tick Tock.

[knuckles]

BOMB!!

I would like to pass on to youz, some advice I received from my farder, when I was a yout.

You may like to hear a bomb, when it goes tic toc.
It means the buggar's working. As like as not.
But when it stops it's ticking, you'll find it best to run.
Cos the bloody thing goes bang, and will kill ya dead my son.

Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[ken yates]

blonde

[Shane Watson]

Pigment..

[knuckles]

dye

What was it, that the pig ment,
When he said it's time to dye?
Should I change the bloody colour?
Or shoot him in the eye? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[ubeaut]

water

[John Saxton]

Teat a' tete

------------------
Johnno

[JackoH]

Titter titter! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Tristan Croll]

Pitter patter http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[knuckles]

tip for tat

Revenge is sweet,
I know it is.
Cos I got mine
And he got his.

Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif


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Don't mess with me! I know where yez live and I might just pay yez a visit. Capish?

[Shane Watson]

Tattoo

[ubeaut]

MG

[Shane Watson]

MIG

[JackoH]

Arc. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[ubeaut]

Noah's

[ken yates]

ANIMALS http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[ubeaut]

Neil, , Doorstop, etc. - real animals

[Shane Watson]

Shhhhh, I'm Hunting Wabbits....!

[JackoH]

Wiv a wok ! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

Ah-so. Honourable Chinese hunter. Preaes to fro wock at wabbit.

[knuckles]

confuseius http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Shane Watson]

Confused http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[John Saxton]

Frustrated

[ubeaut]

infuriated - EEEEK! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[oges]

axe rebate

[Glen Bridger]

Tax rebate (yeah right).

[PenRex]

BAS (tich!)

The God or Woodworkers who never hears my prayers!!

------------------
Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

[John Saxton]

BAS(ic life....low)

------------------
Johnno

[knuckles]

da bums http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

[ubeaut]

bum face - said it first http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Shane Watson]

Red Faced..

[John Saxton]

Morning After

------------------
Johnno

[Glen Bridger]

Night before!!!!!

[ubeaut]

Lancelot

[RETIRED]

Boil

[Shane Watson]

Steam

[Iain]

Queensland

[Shane Watson]

Beautiful one day, perfect the next..... or so the people who work in a/c offices say!!!

[JackoH]

Meter Maids ! (who remembers the 70's)
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

[Roly]

bikini

[bobmundy]

Not at-oll!

[RETIRED]

A-bomb.

[Shane Watson]

Falcon - to be exact... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

Customline http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif - not a bomb

[RETIRED]

twin spinner (showing age)

[John Saxton]

Split personality!

[ubeaut]

Knuckles http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif

[John Saxton]

Bananas

[Shane Watson]

Yellow.

[JackoH]

Bent.

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

[Pete]

copper

[Shane Watson]

cooper

[Glen Bridger]

Mini

[Island Ape]

H one T

[Iain]

Hot

[JackoH]

Rod.

[JackoH]

Rod.
(Like your tree Iain !) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

limp http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

[John Saxton]

Patella

[Shane Watson]

Nutella

[bobmundy]

"Nutters !"

[oges]

Hackers