John Saxton
3rd April 2002, 11:05 PM
Two mates meet in a pub,one from Brisbane,one from Melbourne.They have an intense debate over the relative virtue of their cities' beers.
To settle the question of quality,they decide to send a sample of their favourites to a chemical analyst.
After several days the document arrives back from the expert.It reads as follows:"After exhaustive analysis of the respective properties of both fluids,I and my colleagues have reached the common conclusion that both Clydesdale stallions are too old for work
To settle the question of quality,they decide to send a sample of their favourites to a chemical analyst.
After several days the document arrives back from the expert.It reads as follows:"After exhaustive analysis of the respective properties of both fluids,I and my colleagues have reached the common conclusion that both Clydesdale stallions are too old for work