U, Beaut & at Brisbane WWW Show

[ubeaut]

OK Queenslanders, we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you.

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces and meeting more members at the show again this year, and to this end, are offering a very special entry to genuine members. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate.

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy and may not have time to meet or greet, but will do our best. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. We hope you will understand.

Cheers - Neil :)

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

[Caliban]

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif
Not to mention Zed's muffins.;)

[RufflyRustic]

I can't compete with Soundman's scones, but I could try my hand at a dovetailed tomato or carrot ;) :rolleyes: :D

cheers
Wendy

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I can't compete with Soundman's scones, but I could try my hand at a dovetailed tomato or carrot ;) :rolleyes: :D

Hand cut or routed?

[RufflyRustic]

Only the best for U, Beaut and - by hand of course, My router's a bit dusty :D Sorry, but no shellac finish :p ;)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ahhh.. salad with character. :D

[ss_11000]

are ya coming to the newcastle show?

[Caliban]

Better than salad with attitude

[dazzler]

Hey Neil,

Now theyll come:p .

Read s l o w l y north brothers and sisters;:D

AY, OK Queenslanders, AY we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 AY and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand AY, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense AY to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you. AY

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces AY and meeting more members at the show again this year, AY and to this end, AY are offering a very special entry to genuine members. AY. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate AY

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, AY hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors AY.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy AY and may not have time to meet or greet, AY, but will do our best. AY. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. AY.

We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. AY. We hope you will understand. AY.

Cheers - Neil :) AY.

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. AYYYYYYY!

[Exador]

Hey Neil,

Now theyll come:p .

Read s l o w l y north brothers and sisters;:D

AY, OK Queenslanders, AY we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 AY and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand AY, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense AY to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you. AY

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces AY and meeting more members at the show again this year, AY and to this end, AY are offering a very special entry to genuine members. AY. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate AY

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, AY hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors AY.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy AY and may not have time to meet or greet, AY, but will do our best. AY. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. AY.

We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. AY. We hope you will understand. AY.

Cheers - Neil :) AY.

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. AYYYYYYY!

Not bad, you never captured the essential Qlder but. Ay.

[bitingmidge]

I think dazzler's been watching too much television but, ay Exador?

:D

Oh, and in Brisbane the best Country Radio station is often mistakenly called Triple A (AAA), for all you southerners, that's not how it goes.

It's Double A, Ay ;)

Cheers but,

P

[Rossluck]

Thanks Dazzler, now I understand, ay.

[Wongo]

Neil, would you bring The Axe Wielding Mongrel to Sydney too?

[ubeaut]

Stirlo - Yep

Wongo - Nup...... Got the "Original Mongrel" for Sydney (Doorstop) can't afford to have 2 of em on the same stand, it'ud be complete and utter chaos in the first degree, a bit like this...
http://www.ubeaut.biz/smlove2.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/ecomcity.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/argue.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/finger2.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/rude.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/boxing.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/boid.gif

I'd much rather this: http://www.ubeaut.biz/drunk2.gif

Cheers -Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

[echnidna]

Stirlo - Yep

Wongo - Nup...... Got the "Original Mongrel" for Sydney (Doorstop) can't afford to have 2 of em on the same stand, it'ud be complete and utter chaos in the first degree, a bit like this...
http://www.ubeaut.biz/smlove2.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/ecomcity.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/argue.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/finger2.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/rude.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/boxing.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif - http://www.ubeaut.biz/boid.gif

I'd much rather this: http://www.ubeaut.biz/drunk2.gif

Cheers -Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif


now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter chaos.:D :D

[JDarvall]

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif
Neil

The misses cooks great chocolate chip and macadamia cookies ? You like them ?...... That should get me a least 2 complementry jars of Ubeaut Traditional wax shouldn't it ? :p

[Christopha]

Ackshally, I have heard on the grapewine that The Estimable Doorstop and the Admirable might just stage a coup...... they are getting rid of "U" and sending him to a boarding kennel while they sorta kidanaps the Beautiful Beaut and those three will "Do" Sydney...... lotsa discounts, hilarity and tea drinkin!

[ss_11000]

Stirlo - Yep


Cheers -Neil http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

cool, cya there ( hopefully,)

[Waldo]

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

G'day Ubeaut,

What about pumpkin scones? You haven't had a scone unless it's a pumpkin scone hey. I won't back in my home town until June, which means I won't be seeing you until October in Melb.

[Lignum]

And while your all their check out one of my benches. The Bush Tucker Man will be demoing on it:)

[ozwinner]

now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter chaos.:D :D

Hey, not to be confused with the Qld ay.
I gets on wiff all of them I thinks.

Maybe me an Stoppers could get drunk and could sweep us out the door?

Roll out the barrel.......

Al :p

[craigb]

And while your all their check out one of my benches. The Bush Tucker Man will be demoing on it:)

Les Hiddens you mean?

I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

What's he going to be demoing?

[Captain Chaos]

now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter Chaos.:D :D
Hey, leave me out of this. :D:D I'm more than capable of creating my own mobile disaster areas, thank you very much. :eek: I don't need Stoppers & Al to leave a trail of havoc & desecration on my behalf. Plus, I really don't need the Axe Wielding Mongrel attempting to give me a haircut just above the shirt collar as retribution for misdeeds perpertrated by others in my name! :p:D
'Ave agood one, Ay but.
Chaos.

[Lignum]

Les Hiddens you mean?

I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

What's he going to be demoing?

Yes Les Hiddens so im told, and i have know idea what he will be doing on it, all i was told to do was make one and send it up their:rolleyes:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The mind boggles:

"How to BBQ when all you have is a bench"
"Bush-tucker in the workshop: termites."
"101 ways to cook Tassie Oak"

Errmm... you are going to get it back aren't you?

[bitingmidge]

Les Hiddens you mean?
I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

When I bought my first bit of Jet gear (the TS), the blokes at Gregory Machinery told me he'd fitted out his workshop with one of every Jet machine they could find.

Including the dusty and air filter.

I couldn't begin to imagine what it would be like to do that! How things can change in four or six years!

Anyway, no disrespect to Lignum, but he obviously doesn't know how to make a bench!

cheers,

P
:D :D :D

[soundman]

Hyjack warning:eek: :eek: :eek:

Les Hiddens, now theres a bloke with a wicked sence of humour.

A little know fact is that les got into the bush tucker thing as a punishment for a practical joke.

Hiddens get out of my sight, your goin' up north where theres nothin' but sandflies crocodiles and black fellas.
That'll teach you to think twice before painting the turret of your CO's tank PINK.

He wanted to do the whole thing but ran out of paint.:D

cheers

[ele__13]

[quote=soundman]Hyjack warning:eek: :eek: :eek:

Les Hiddens, now theres a bloke with a wicked sence of humour.

Actually Les is a very keen woodworker ... heis a friend of a group of other friends involved with Project Pandanus ... cheers jules

[Just George]

The new edition of Australian WoodWorker says that site 34 has Hide Glue, is that you?

[RETIRED]

Yep.

[Christopha]

But you won't be able to buy any cos is gunna Hide the glue, he doesn't want youse lot ta think he's stuck up!

[Shane Watson]

I'll be buggered! I even get to come to it this year too!! Work isn't sending me away until sunday afternoon!!!! :D :D :D

[ubeaut]

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone? Got burned to a crisp yesterday and this morning got into the big Briz and the sun disappeared...... Bummer!
Jeez, and I bought a new pair of shorts too. Humpf! http://www.ubeaut.biz/sunny.gif

Cheers - Neil :rolleyes:

[Termite]

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone? Got burned to a crisp yesterday and this morning got in to the big Briz and the sun disappeared...... Bummer! And I bought a new pair of shorts too. Humpf! http://www.ubeaut.biz/sunny.gif

Cheers - Neil :rolleyes:
Obviously the sun has seen you in shorts before.:rolleyes:

[RufflyRustic]

Must have been up here in Toowoomba Neil ;)

cheers
Wendy

[echnidna]

Don't forget to tell all us mexicans about the real bargains.:cool:

[doug the slug]

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone?

Imgetting my share here in bundy, neil, see ya friday around 10 if all goes to plan (and we have the scones)

[dai sensei]

Well I'll be there first thing and bringing banana-choc-chip muffins. Will call in to Neil first, then bring the left-over (if there are any:rolleyes: ) to the eating area for morning tea.

Hope to see a lot more guys and gals there - look for the hats.

Cheers

[RufflyRustic]

Hi All,

I'm afraid I won't be down until Saturday now, thanks to another job to apply for at work and a nasty cold, so much for the sunshine yesterday :cool:

Sorry to those I'll miss, but I don't think you'd want to share this cold over scones and other yummy snacks.:(

cheers (sniffle) & Happy Meetings
Wendy

[TEEJAY]

Hi All,

I'm afraid I won't be down until Saturday now, thanks to another job to apply for at work and a nasty cold, so much for the sunshine yesterday :cool:

Sorry to those I'll miss, but I don't think you'd want to share this cold over scones and other yummy snacks.:(

cheers (sniffle) & Happy Meetings
Wendy

ooooooaaaah Poor Wendy,

Lots of Vicks rub in and a good laydown dear ---- oh and don't forget the Brandy :p

See you Sat

[bitingmidge]

I'll definitely be there at the start on Saturday, won't have any muffins (I'm looking after 's figure), but I'll gladly deliver the coffee!

Cheers,

P

[Wongo]

I won't be there but hey have a good one.:cool:

[RufflyRustic]

ooooooaaaah Poor Wendy,

Lots of Vicks rub in and a good laydown dear ---- oh and don't forget the Brandy :p

See you Sat

Thanks TeeJay:)

sniff, sniffle, snort, cough, splutter, AAARRRRCCCHHHOOOOO, hic!!!!
http://www.ubeaut.biz/flu.gif

[oges]

saw a guy at the Chatswood station the other day wearing a dust mask (assuming it was protection from germs/pollution) you guys may want to wear one if meeting Wendy on Saturday :rolleyes:

Hope you are feeling better soon Wendy http://www.ubeaut.biz/coffeetime.gif

[RufflyRustic]

saw a guy at the Chatswood station the other day wearing a dust mask (assuming it was protection from germs/pollution) you guys may want to wear one if meeting Wendy on Saturday :rolleyes:

Hope you are feeling better soon Wendy http://www.ubeaut.biz/coffeetime.gif

Thanks Oges

Maybe not masks, maybe just their foilies :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Maybe not masks, maybe just their foilies :D

Time to start building in Camphor Laurel?

[Toolin Around]

Will you guys be selling foilies hat the show

[Bluegum]

I plan to be there on the Sunday. Have to work on Saturday so hopefully a few bargains to be had on the last day of the show. I too was wondering about the sale of foilies on the day.:D

[soundman]

If you hadn't already gathered I'm back from the tropical north just in time for the wood show.
It was overcast up there for a lot of my stay too, but thtas not such a bad thing, still ran the aircon at night.


any way I will be there saturday to meet everybody, will probably drop in tomorrow and maybe sunday If I get realy keen.
cheers

[doug the slug]

Ok im outta here, on the road at 5 tomorrow so i can be at the gates of the www show at 10 tomorrow. hope to meet as many of you woodies as i can tomorrow and saturday, mobile phone will be on, 0402 125 994, nite all:) :) :)

[dan_tom]

Tom and I won't be able to make it till Sunday:eek: (but we'll be there all day!:) ). We've got a wedding to go to on Saturday...

However, since I work so close to the RNA showgrounds, I did happen to duck down quickly in my lunch hour and have a quick race around. There were so many school kids I was hard pressed getting a look at anything! Have to wait till Sunday:rolleyes: ... Tom is on 040 165 9274 and I'm on 041 345 9758. Hope to see you there!

Cheers
Dan

[RufflyRustic]

Hi,

I won't make tomorrow, Saturday, either. Still can't face the drive down yet :(

Sorry guys, here's hoping I can make it Sunday, at least.

Cheers
Wendy

PS enjoy those coffees and banana-choc-chip muffins for me:(
and leave me some hard shellac? Please??;)

[mic-d]

Woe is me! finished work today at 2pm and leave to go north for a few days at 12 tomorrow:( Frustratingly, leaves almost enough time to queue at the door and run around then run out, but not quite. They certainly keep gentleman's hours:mad:
Cheers
Michael

[soundman]

heres some views of neil ,paulien & robo doing some hard graft at the wood show.
Note Wendys smilin' face purchasing product.

[RufflyRustic]

I had the best time at the show. There's lots I forgot to look at but at least I made it this year.

I picked up my next two month's supply of Hard Shellac, some little sharpening stones, a box lock, a few little things from the turning clubs to support them, a wooden scoop for my wooden spoon collection, some aus cedar from Mal at Boutique, some lovely myrtle, a bundle of scraps of different woods, some I've never heard of at all - they will be fun to play with and a stack of catalogues for a friend.

I caught up with Soundman, Kunchy, Just George, Dan & Tom and U, Beaut and , the axe-wielding sweetheart ;) (It worked, I bought 2 bottles instead of one:D )

Tom from Sturt's School of Woodworking spotted me walking along with my bundle of timber and just had to try to talk me into going to his School - I was tempted, Very tempted:)

Met Chris Vesper, drooled over his tools. Met Roger Griffins, got his autograph - damm, should have taken my book of boxes and got him to autograph his photo as well :rolleyes:

Delivered some sheoak to Major Panic. Thank you for the life-saving coffee and biscuits. Life-saving in two ways, one being restorative after an exhausting but exhilarating day and I think you may have saved me from getting caught in a bad accident at Karina Downs. So a big Thank You!!

It was a pretty non-eventful trip home after the stop/start of getting past the accident scene, but the line-up of traffic coming into Brisbane was huge!!!! It went for about 3-5 kms, due to another earlier accidental exactly opposite the one I missed - yep - perhaps rubberneckers caused the second accident.

Then, just as I was entering the home straight, my nose decided to bleed.

Anyway, after dealing with all that, I made it home by 7pm exactly. What a great day out!!!!

cheers
Wendy
____
PS I apologise if I got any names wrong - my head is still rather thick this morning.

[Carry Pine]

What? No strap hinges available???

Woops- reddie coming up!

Carry Pine

[RufflyRustic]

:D Drat,there's another thing I forgot to look for:rolleyes: :D

[Krunchy]

Hi Everyone,

Finally made it on Sunday after my Saturday morning appointment rang long :mad:

Got to catch up with Soundman and Ruffly and have some of Soundman's chocolate cake :D

Got to meet Neil and at the U-Beaut stand and got some great restoring advice off Neil (which also meant purchasing some product :rolleyes: ;) )

My other big spend of the day was a purchase of a Bandsaw from Gary Pye which I'll pick up this weekend :D :D (Soundman, I couldn't quite stretch to the 17" :o )

Anyways thats my short summary of the day, it was great to see some old faces and to meet some new forumites.

Cheers,
Krunchy.

[Bluegum]

Yep I had a great time on Sunday at the show. Finally met Neil and and had the chance to put a couple of faces to the names we see so much. Got a few good bargains from the show as well. I'm now thinking about a gifkins jig after meeting Roger and seeing it in action:D :D :D