I've noticed something

[rrich]

I usually view this forum in the early evenings. During this time there are quite a few others viewing also. In clock time, you are 6 hours behind me but a day ahead.

So the question is, how are you able to view the forum during the mid afternoon? It seems that your employers are rather easy going regarding your Internet activities. Every now and then the readers on the evening news will note that some poor fool was fired for browsing the Internet while at work.

[journeyman Mick]

rrich,
it's all those bludgers that work in IT and can pretend to work whilst they skive off to the forums!:eek: ;)

Mick who pays himself so skiving off is okay as long as all the bills still get paid:rolleyes:

[doug the slug]

It seems that your employers are rather easy going regarding your Internet activities.

Its easy, Rich, you see I am the boss :D :D :D :D :D :D

[echnidna]

Mick's having a lend of you Rich.

Australia is "The Lucky Country"

An 8 hour working week should be enough explanation. :D :D

[aabb]

Bob,

You're doing it hard- I got mine down to 5 -- an hour a days enuff, I think.

Who works weekends ?????:confused: :confused:

Albert

[Ashore]

And some of us are retired, and browse during coffee break time from the shed, or have a puter in the shed. :D

[Mirboo]

I'm a stay at home dad so I can often log on during the day when the kids aren't being too demanding.

[Kev Y.]

my employer allows us to have un-limited internet access during our work hours. The only stipulations are: all work is to be completed and all issues delt with, and we can not log on to www.nakedcathoilcschoolgirls.com (no it is NOT a real site, just for those who may be tempted to look) and sites of that kind.

Initally they said NO , untill I pointed out that THIS was my favourite site:p

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Self employment has a lot going fot it. :)

Including the ability to have a quick browse when a few free minutes present themselves. A smoke, a cuppa and a modem. What better way to spend a smoko?

[Termite]

And some of us are retired, and browse during coffee break time from the shed, or have a puter in the shed. :D
Ah yes, I'm becoming fond of the 7 day weekend.:rolleyes:

[doug the slug]

Self employment has a lot going fot it. :)

Including the ability to have a quick browse when a few free minutes present themselves. A smoke, a cuppa and a modem. What better way to spend a smoko?

I cant answer that withoutmaking the thread go to the naughty boys room:D :D :D :D :D

[Auld Bassoon]

Hi Rrich,

I work for a large corporate, and whilst company policy says that Internet access should be limited to work-related matters, in practice there is a reasonable amount of latitude given, provided that one does not abuse it - and that deadlines aren't missed because of any sloping off to the 'net for a happy hour :D

[Ianab]

I have an extra excuse...
Different time zone. ;)

Of course being self employed helps, and running a computer help desk, where sometimes you just have to look at the screen and wait for the phone to ring helps too. ;)

Cheers

Ian

[JDarvall]

I'm a stay at home dad so I can often log on during the day when the kids aren't being too demanding.

I'm a home dad about 2 days a week, so the same with me. But often, I get on to read a post and have to take off again before I can answer.

I work 3 or 4 shifts a week as well. Changes every month. Mostly night shifts.

[craigb]

I don't feel that I have a need to justify my online time when I'm at work.

Internet access is a fundamental necessity of my job.

So the fact that I keep a U-Beaut tab open in the browser is neither here nor there.

Rest assured, if my employer thought it was a problem they'd block my access. :rolleyes:

Mind you, I'm not about to try and access a site or something equally dodgy when I'm at work.

In fact, when members post links to risque sites, I'll wait 'till I get home before I'll think about having a look.

[ozwinner]

In fact, when members post links to risque sites, I'll wait 'till I get home before I'll think about having a look.

Which is another good reason not to post them, (I cant beleive I just said that).

Al :eek:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I cant answer that withoutmaking the thread go to the naughty boys room:D :D :D :D :D

Some things merit more time than a smoko allows. :rolleyes:

[echnidna]

Which is another good reason not to post them, (I cant beleive I just said that).

Al :eek:

Truth is stranger than fiction :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[doug the slug]

Some things merit more time than a smoko allows. :rolleyes:

and


Its easy, Rich, you see I am the boss :D :D :D :D :D :D

smoko can be as long or as short as i decide :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool: :D

[China]

Thats a good idea think I'll fire myself and have the rest of my life off

[Markw]

Keeping up to date in the world of tools and best practices IS my job.

OH Bliss :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Felder]

I sell woodworking machinery so it is my duty to spend time on this forum to keep in touch with my potential customers. http://www.ubeaut.biz/wanker.gif

I would never log on here for fun or to post flippant comments. Honest....:rolleyes:

[Buzzer]

My Boss is a good bloke, ie. MEEEE, he lets me do as I like.:)

[Bob38S]

I only work a 3 day week

Yesterday - Today - Tomorrow

The pay and the holidays are lousy but I worked for 39 years to get to this level. :D:D

Regards,
Bob

[rrich]

All of you are treated rather well. At the company where I worked, they fired a lady for doing her holiday shopping on the Internet during her lunch hour. About a month later they walked her boss out the door for an "Unspecified" reason. I know the lady sued the company, collected, came back for one day (to collect) and then moved out of the area.

[Eagle]

I work for Triton/GMC and it is very handy to watch this site and get information from the end user. It is fantastic feedback!!

Eagle:)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

smoko can be as long or as short as i decide :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool: :D

That's called an early knock-off. :rolleyes: ;)

[Waldo]

G'day Rrich,

I poke my head in this forum all throughout the day. But that's OK as I'm the boss, gottalovethat. :)

[Waldo]

I would never log on here for fun or to post flippant comments. Honest....:rolleyes:

G'day Felder,

How much are you selling flipant comments for?
:D

[Shedhand]

sent swmbo out to work and I retired. hehehehe

[Exador]

That's called an early knock-off. :rolleyes: ;)

Nope, it's a late start in my book. Sometimes it can take all day to get started...

[Wild Dingo]

sent swmbo out to work and I retired. hehehehe

Now if I could just do that!!! :cool: But shes lazier than me and prefers to be a stay at home mum doin her quilting sewing and other gunk while I get to slave to pull in the $$... aahhh but if only!! :cool:

I work often away often different shifts also have 8 kids 5 still at home so the challenges I face just getting on to the foum are HUMUNGUS!!! :eek: But threats of dire distasters and massive pain still work a treat :D Just joking Ive sorted out a fascinating array of excuses and reasons for the mob to get off the computer when I MUST get on...

One that always works is... GET THE FIG OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER... seems to work a treat :cool: ;)

Ive heard of blokes settin their sheds up with internet access and have computers cameras and all that stuff permenently setup!! ooohhh if only :rolleyes:

[Felder]

G'day Felder,

How much are you selling flipant comments for?
:D

Waldo,

If I started charging for flippant comments then surely every time I posted one I could be accused of spamming.

Flippant comments will remain free (plus postage and handling).

[Waldo]

Flippant comments will remain free (plus postage and handling).

G'day Felder,

If your flippant comments are free there must be something wrong with them. I'll wait for the upgraded version when you've sorted them out and then I'll pay for them.
:D

[havenoideaatall]

my employer allows us to have un-limited internet access during our work hours. The only stipulations are: all work is to be completed and all issues delt with, and we can not log on to www.nakedcathoilcschoolgirls.com (http://www.nakedcathoilcschoolgirls.com) (no it is NOT a real site, just for those who may be tempted to look) and sites of that kind.

Initally they said NO , untill I pointed out that THIS was my favourite site:p

In my last role, and no, I left of my accord, the boss had a very strict restricted material policy. As he explained it to me: if you found anything 'any good', you had to show him first.

[Felder]

G'day Felder,

If your flippant comments are free there must be something wrong with them. I'll wait for the upgraded version when you've sorted them out and then I'll pay for them.
:D

ATTENTION ALL FORUM USERS!!

Due to public demand, flippant comments from myself will now be charged at $5 each. This price includes GST, but does NOT include postage and handling.

Due to my remarkable trusting nature, I shall just keep a tally of all the flippant comments I make, and then post the invoice just before I retire. Settlement would then be appreciated as quickly as possible.:cool:

[Stuart]

rrich,
it's all those bludgers that work in IT and can pretend to work whilst they skive off to the forums!:eek: ;)

Mick who pays himself so skiving off is okay as long as all the bills still get paid:rolleyes:

:D first part is right, but what's that crap about pretending to work? That would take too much effort!

I look at it as time investing in my future career. :D

[Caliban]

ATTENTION ALL FORUM USERS!!

Due to public demand, flippant comments from myself will now be charged at $5 each. This price includes GST, but does NOT include postage and handling.

Due to my remarkable trusting nature, I shall just keep a tally of all the flippant comments I make, and then post the invoice just before I retire. Settlement would then be appreciated as quickly as possible.:cool:
Brendan
Do you intend to set up a trade in link on your website for our "used" flippant comments as well. It's only fair if we have to pay the "new" price of $5 we expect a decent trade in price on ours. As a retailer you know how important the "change over price" argument is in clinching a sale.:D

[Felder]

Brendan
Do you intend to set up a trade in link on your website for our "used" flippant comments as well. It's only fair if we have to pay the "new" price of $5 we expect a decent trade in price on ours. As a retailer you know how important the "change over price" argument is in clinching a sale.:D
Bloody hell, Caliban! The fact that you've got a busted leg doesn't give you the right to break my brain!

So now I have to offer new flippant comments, and offer a trade-in price for other flippant comments. I'm sure you also recognise the fact that I need to make a profit on the comments that I buy off you (such is the way of business), so;

PRICE LIST FOR FLIPPANT COMMENTS FROM FELDER
* Brand new Genuine Felder Flippant Comments, manufactured in Austr(al)ia - $5
* Trade-in your Flippant Comment to purchase a new Felder Flippant Comment for only $3!
* Purchase a second hand Flippant Comment of dubious quality ( :p ) - $3
* Trade-in your Flippant Comment for a second hand Flippant Comment - $1.

Prices include GST, but not postage and handling. Special offer - purchase five or more new Flippant Comments or ten or more second hand Flippant Comments to receive FREE postage and handling!

Any questions? :cool:

[Markw]

How do we pay ????????

Do you take rubba checks, or maybe goods in leiu ?

I know this really pretty little bridge in Sydney, sand stone towers at each end with an absolutely stunning view of the harbour.

or how about some emus for that plane of yours

[Felder]

Due to my remarkable trusting nature, I shall just keep a tally of all the flippant comments I make, and then post the invoice just before I retire. Settlement would then be appreciated as quickly as possible.:cool:

But since you're just up the road from me, Mark, I might pop by every so often just collect what you owe me.:p

Now tell me more about this bridge of yours......chuck in a few of your emus and perhaps we can strike a deal...;)

[masoth]

"w o r k" is probably the 4 consecutive letters I try not to use, and equally " owner" and "supervisor".
I am 'free' - a beaut 4 collation of letters.:D