johna
23rd March 2002, 09:50 PM
Counting down, the top ten moments in history when using the "F" word was
appropriate:
>10. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC.
>9. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC.
>8. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566.
>7. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877.
>6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926.
>5. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937.
>4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938.
>3. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
>2. "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,
>1963.
>And... drum roll ... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word...
>1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Wayne Carey, 2002
A new poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Wayne Carey.
70% said, "Never again."
A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was much
worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars,
he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
cheating that he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in
petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate
him, his team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1 million from his
footy contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
appropriate:
>10. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC.
>9. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC.
>8. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566.
>7. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877.
>6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926.
>5. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937.
>4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938.
>3. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
>2. "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,
>1963.
>And... drum roll ... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word...
>1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Wayne Carey, 2002
A new poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Wayne Carey.
70% said, "Never again."
A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was much
worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars,
he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
cheating that he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in
petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate
him, his team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1 million from his
footy contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."