Weaselwords

[Phil Spencer]

Have a look at this site, I now know where our Politicians and Captains of Industry get those wonderful incomprehensible phrases from!:eek:
http://s8.invisionfree.com/weaselwords/index.php?act=idx

Example of Weasel words
We no longer learn lessons but share learnings eg

Q "What were the learnings from the high level, cross functional, utilisation review?"

A: "They were very experiential. We need to lock in a time at which we can all share them and ensure everyone in on board, going forward."

Translated:
I punched his lights out...that really helped him share the learnings

Phil

[Iain]

I have no recollection!!!!!!

[Carry Pine]

We don't teach any more, we fascilitate learning.

[Verity]

We don't teach any more, we fascilitate learning.



i bet u got that quote from http://www.aiu.name, i bet you passed with honours!!!

[Chesand]

In a hospital a fall was described as
'a sudden change in direction from the vertical resulting in contact with the floor or some similar hard surface and possibly causing injury'

[Daddles]

In a hospital a fall was described as
'a sudden change in direction from the vertical resulting in contact with the floor or some similar hard surface and possibly causing injury'

Yeah. And how would you describe it :confused:

Richard

[bitingmidge]

He fell over.

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