Richard Casey
16th March 2002, 07:07 PM
A bloke walked into an expensive looking bar. He asks the barman "how much for a beer?" The barman replies "oh mate, thats gonna cost you heaps," the customer says "oh yeah, well um how much." The barman replies "oh that'll cost ya 20c." So the bloke says "oh i'll take one of those thanks." After finishing his drink the bloke feels like treating himself to something more, he asks the barman "hey mate, how much will it cost me for a Martini?" The barman replies "well that ones the tops, thats gunna break your bank." "Oh, well how much anyway." The barman replies "that'll cost ya 75c." The bloke is really happy with this deal so he asks "oh can i see the manager of the joint i'd like to thank him for his cheap prices." The barman says "oh he's upstairs with my wife." The bloke asks "whats he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman replies "THE SAME THING I AM DOING TO HIS BUSINESS!"