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echnidna
24th April 2006, 04:55 PM
What is Al'
The Sickle King??? :D
hmmm,
The Grim Reaper. :p
That sounds a bit better but not quite .....
ozwinner
24th April 2006, 04:58 PM
Not wearing the glasses hey Bob?
Al :p
echnidna
24th April 2006, 05:03 PM
hatchet wielder just sounds unworthy Oz.
Gra
24th April 2006, 05:13 PM
I dont know the hatchet Hijacker sounds about right doesnt it...:D:D:D:D
scooter
24th April 2006, 05:13 PM
To paraphrase the financial pages, what about Al "Chainsaw" Crapmeister :D
Cheers..............Sean
Daddles
24th April 2006, 05:19 PM
I just think it's a pity that Al doesn't have enough room to put his full description under his avator
"Hatchet Wielder. Pedigree Pending":D
Richard
Skew ChiDAMN!!
24th April 2006, 05:21 PM
What better for our resident goatherd than "crook slinger?"
By hook or by crook,
He'll chastise the sook...
Wongo
24th April 2006, 05:26 PM
Surely we should have a say on who can be a moderator.
Listen ozwinner you can stick your special evil power up your esra.
:D
savage
24th April 2006, 05:29 PM
What about Al "The Adze" Ozwinner, I mean it is a tool for cutting wood, you swing and wail it around, hurts when hit with it, and it's OLD. Ha!Ha!...OK!.. you can tell me to get stuffed now Al!....:D :D
Proper description below:-
Generally, the user stands astride his log and swings the adze ...
bitingmidge
24th April 2006, 05:43 PM
I'm sorry chaps but you're not paying Oz any respect at all.
Someone as deft of phrase as he doesn't need a big heavy impliment of destruction, a razor sharp pair of secateurs would be just fine.
My eyes still water when I hear those immortal words:
"Sit on your secateurs and twist Cyril", and I expect in Oz's hands they'd be far more confronting than even that.
Ozwinner - The Scourge with the Secateurs
That's more like it!
P
:D :D :D
CameronPotter
24th April 2006, 05:49 PM
I thought Al was a lightsider, so surely that means he should be a SCMSer or something?
:D
echnidna
24th April 2006, 05:50 PM
Theres a few names already,
maybe we need a poll:D
Grunt
24th April 2006, 05:50 PM
Al the Satanic Goat Herder
CameronPotter
24th April 2006, 05:56 PM
Well we already have a response...
"The adze man cometh"
ozwinner
24th April 2006, 05:57 PM
Heres one I prepared earlier, its a Robert Sorby.
I hade to remake the handle as the bugs had eaten the original one.
Cost me $25+ one lump of Blackwood
Al :)
echnidna
24th April 2006, 06:04 PM
You made an adze handle outa Blackwood ??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
ozwinner
24th April 2006, 06:58 PM
You made an adze handle outa Blackwood ??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
Yeah why?
I dont intend useing it too much..
Al :confused:
Cliff Rogers
24th April 2006, 06:59 PM
You made an adze handle outa Blackwood ??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
Just 'cos he could. :D
echnidna
24th April 2006, 11:40 PM
So you don't want blood and guts all over it then???
scooter
25th April 2006, 11:28 AM
Blackwood, so he can apply the Wattyl Solagard over the top... :D
To continue the name theme, The Toecutter has a ring about it.
Cheers.............Sean
echnidna
25th April 2006, 11:40 AM
Blackwood, so he can apply the Wattyl Solagard over the top... :D
To continue the name theme, The Toecutter has a ring about it.
Cheers.............Sean
Al's Toecutter Adze