coastie
13th February 2002, 10:10 PM
The weekly church being over,Ms Jones the spinster,invites the Reverend around for a cup of tea and cucumber sandwiches.
The Reverend is sitting in the parlour sipping his tea,and suddenly notices on top of an old Hammond organ,a condom floating in a bowl of water.
Pretending not to notice the Rev continues w
ith polite conversation,but keeps taking furtive glances at the condom.
However just as he is about to leave he says to the spinster:"Excuse me Miss Jones but I couldn't help but notice.What is the reason for the condom floating in the bowl?"
She looks shocked and replies"I picked it up on the way home from church one day and it had wriiten on it 'FOR DISEASE PREVENTION. PLACE ON TOP OF ORGAN AND KEEP WET',and you know it has worked wonders ,haven't had a cold or sniffle for months"
The Reverend is sitting in the parlour sipping his tea,and suddenly notices on top of an old Hammond organ,a condom floating in a bowl of water.
Pretending not to notice the Rev continues w
ith polite conversation,but keeps taking furtive glances at the condom.
However just as he is about to leave he says to the spinster:"Excuse me Miss Jones but I couldn't help but notice.What is the reason for the condom floating in the bowl?"
She looks shocked and replies"I picked it up on the way home from church one day and it had wriiten on it 'FOR DISEASE PREVENTION. PLACE ON TOP OF ORGAN AND KEEP WET',and you know it has worked wonders ,haven't had a cold or sniffle for months"