Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?

[silentC]

Well?

[bitingmidge]

I used to be a dead set scruncher, when men were MEN and the paper often had glossy photographs of Princess Margaret's sixth birthday party on it, usually with one of the guest's heads obscured by the nail hole.

I have never figured out what that "crinkling" action immediately before use actually did for the whole performance, but it must have been something because after a time they introduced blank glossy magazines on rolls with pre-scrunched texture.

Now, in this girly new-age, I fold, or some would say roll my own.

P
:o

[Felder]

Thanks Silent - I've been waiting for this poll.

Scruncher for me - using minimum of three slices of paper for each paper boulder.

http://www.ubeaut.biz/smiledunny.gif http://www.ubeaut.biz/toilet.gif

Although this is probably a lot more information than anyone ever wanted to know about me....:o

[silentC]

using minimum of three slices of paper for each paper boulder
Err, are you sure you haven't been using Super Sandwich Maker? I suppose it's one way of getting extra fibre in the diet, although it's probably at the wrong end of the business. Nice and soft too!

[Mirboo]

Scrucher!

Regards,
Mirboo.

[Felder]

Err, are you sure you haven't been using Super Sandwich Maker? I suppose it's one way of getting extra fibre in the diet, although it's probably at the wrong end of the business. Nice and soft too!

There is probably a 'crust' joke somewhere here to made, but I can't be bothered making it.:cool:

However, if using bread to wipe your bot-bot, it may be necessary to pinch a loaf before pinching off a loaf.....:p

Sorry. I'll go now......:o

[silentC]

it may be necessary to pinch a loaf
Australia was founded on that sort of thing!

[Felder]

Australia was founded on that sort of thing!

And some would argue that it is now full of the other sort of thing.;)

[Gumby]

Neither.
Plasticene doesn't produce waste products. ;)

[silentC]

I know it's not really the same thing, but some of the stuff that comes out of my son's playdough machine looks... nah, never mind....

[namtrak]

Call me anal, but Im a folder

:D

[Termite]

I am definitely a folder, some of you may remember from a previous post that I have a custom made Asshole. I know some of you would substitute "am" for "have". :D

[Wongo]

I fold. Origami is a great way to kill time while soul searching.

Look it is boat.:D

Silent, I dare you to post another poll. “Does yours float or sink??”:D

[CameronPotter]

Seriously fellas, this is a crappy topic. :p

But I am surprised that the number of scrunchers out there...

Always a folder, always will be.

[Zed]

too busy to fold meself....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

None of you have a shred of originality in yer souls. :rolleyes: Just back up to the roll, grab the loose end an pull...

On a similar note, anyone seen the budget rolls that advertise "twice as long"? Yeah, sure. Twice as long, twice as thin, twice as likely to break through and leave you with a job on yer hands. :(

[craigb]

Folder

[Felder]

Felder
You rang?

[Shedhand]

I drag my arz across the grass. Woof!

[CameronPotter]

I drag my #### across the grass. Woof!

Better watch out for Grunt if you keep talking like that! ;)

[Zed]

I CANT WAIT until Grunt sees this thread....

[goat]

both, at work they have the cheap thin stuff so i fold to get a consistant thickness( nothing worse that ya finger going through ) at home we have the good thick stuff so i scrunch

[bitingmidge]

I CANT WAIT until Grunt sees this thread....

Perhaps Grunt is called Grunt because....... oh never mind!

P
:o

[silentC]

Quick! I think he's coming, everybody hide...

G'day Grunt! Nah, nothin mate, just hanging out. No, no interesting threads here today. Hey, what's that over there?

[runs away]

[CameronPotter]

Quick! I think he's coming, everybody hide...

G'day Grunt! Nah, nothin mate, just hanging out. No, no interesting threads here today. Hey, what's that over there?

[runs away]

:D :D :D Where is a whistling smilie when you need one?

[Grunt]

I drag my arz across the grass. Woof!
Better watch out for Grunt if you keep talking like that! ;)
You mean there is another way?:eek:

[Harry72]

Well?
Have you been listening to pod cast's from JJJ or something?

[MajorPanic]

Neither.
Plasticene doesn't produce waste products. ;)

I thought Plasticene was a WASTE product http://www.ubeaut.biz/bs.gif;) :D :D :D

[Waldo]

G'day,

C'mon, can't a bloke have some privacy in here! I'm busy. :D




Ima folder. Does an Indian use his hand? And what if one night when he's on the turps forgets which hand he eats with. :eek: (Now I've been naughty)

[aljenit]

I fold. Origami is a great way to kill time while soul searching.

Look it is boat.:D

Silent, I dare you to post another poll. “Does yours float or sink??”:D

Ah yes with origami you start as a folder and by the end you have a "pile" of scrunched up boats and cranes in the corner. It is a folder-scruncher continuum along which each man/woman must travel.
(please insert music here);)
"Somedays are scrunch-ers, some days are fold"

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[Driver]

Wire brush and a dab or two of Dettol (it's a bit like after-shave).

Breed 'em tough where I come from.:D

[Landseka]

One sheet of paper is enough for the delicate among us.

Tear a hole in the middle of the sheet & poke your middle finger through it. :eek:

The paper is only there to protect the unused fingers during this phase of the operation.

BTW, don't throw away the piece of paper from the middle. There is a use for that.

Use that to clean under your fingernail.:)

[Auld Bassoon]

That'd make your eyes water Driver! :D

[Driver]

That'd make your eyes water Driver! :D

Yep. That Dettol does smart a bit! ;)

[Jack E]

Folder.

We used to call the toliet paper that came in the army ration packs
Clint Eastwood,

It was rough as guts and takes $h1t from no one:)

Cheers, Jack

[Tornatus]

Yeah - remember, the Army gave you five tissue-thin pieces of paper in every rat-pack: two up, two down and one to polish off.

So I used to pinch a roll of the real stuff from the dunny back at camp, and carry it in a plastic bag in my pack. Some comforts you just can't do without - I can put up with a lot, as long as I am fundamentally comfortable (so to speak). :p

[havenoideaatall]

Yeah - remember, the Army gave you five tissue-thin pieces of paper in every rat-pack: two up, two down and one to polish off.

So I used to pinch a roll of the real stuff from the dunny back at camp, and carry it in a plastic bag in my pack. Some comforts you just can't do without - I can put up with a lot, as long as I am fundamentally comfortable (so to speak). :p

My wife folds mine.

Oh, there was me thinking the topic was about how tidy I was.

I,err, place (more like drop) my clothes on the floor.

[Rossluck]

Folders are retentive.

[journeyman Mick]

One sheet of paper is enough for the delicate among us.

Tear a hole in the middle of the sheet & poke your middle finger through it. :eek:

The paper is only there to protect the unused fingers during this phase of the operation.

BTW, don't throw away the piece of paper from the middle. There is a use for that.

Use that to clean under your fingernail.:)

Landseka,
I had this joke told to me (shown, really, but a "dry" run) by a bloke who went to Moscow and studied music back in the early '80s. It was a popular joke as "luxury" goods like toilet paper and razor blades were very hard to come by. As such it was seen as a subversive joke and you could get in a lot of trouble for telling it.

Mick

[ernknot]

Scrunch! What else can you do with the yellow pages??

[Iain]

Few years ago I was working in the high country, based at Surveyors Creek, a forestry camp where we employed a gang of blokes called Construction and Maintainance crew.
This were (in their words) real 'bushies', could round up 100 wild brumbies and hold them back with one hand while they cut down trees and built pens with the other, ride wild brumbies bareback, punch the crap out of each other after work just for fun, listen to Slim Dusty and enjoy it.
Now this bunch went on strike for two weeks, why? because the dunny paper in the camp was too rough for these bastions of the bush who claimed they would wipe their asre on a gum leaf if need be, but never, never, ever, rough dunny roll.
I should have asked them if they scrunched or folded.

[dazzler]

Go Folders!

Dirty stinken scrunchers---take that!
:p

[dazzler]

When I build the new place I'm gunna put in a normal loo for swmbo and a

Squat'n'Mandi

for me.

No more scrunchen or folden
:D :D :D :D :D
Just sweet, sweet, washin!

[echnidna]

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a shortage of toilet paper in oz:D :D

and a lot less phone books:D :D