Carry Pine
18th April 2006, 12:52 PM
Kids love this joke: (an oldie I know)
The carpet layers have just finished carpeting a large lounge room and the carpet layer notices his cigarettes are not in his top pocket. There is also a small lump in the middle of the carpet.
The easy solution is to crawl over to the middle of the carpet and knock it flat with a rubber mallet..and it works.
Next minute a kid walks in and says, 'Hey mister, are these your cigarettes?'
'Yeh thanks kid."
'And mister, have you seen my guinea pig around?'
The carpet layers have just finished carpeting a large lounge room and the carpet layer notices his cigarettes are not in his top pocket. There is also a small lump in the middle of the carpet.
The easy solution is to crawl over to the middle of the carpet and knock it flat with a rubber mallet..and it works.
Next minute a kid walks in and says, 'Hey mister, are these your cigarettes?'
'Yeh thanks kid."
'And mister, have you seen my guinea pig around?'