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echnidna
13th April 2006, 11:22 PM
Just how long is a piece of string? :D

ss_11000
13th April 2006, 11:23 PM
good question;) ....

DanM
13th April 2006, 11:27 PM
G'day Bob

A piece of string is a long as the next piece!

I have been working at the otway gas plant and have been staying at nirranda south, bought a beut pedastal drill from the timoon shell on special.

ragards

Dan

echnidna
13th April 2006, 11:30 PM
hey a local !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only a k or so away

Stayin on a farm?

call in at the scout camp and say gooday

DanM
13th April 2006, 11:40 PM
Staying there by im working at the gas plant, im from melbourne. Yep in a farm house on 5 acreas, cheapest rent around the area for gas workers.
Have u ever been to that mill on the way to Warnabol i thinks its called smiths.

Ashore
14th April 2006, 12:01 AM
Exactly twice half its length

Sorry but its the engineer in me coming out


Rgds

Cliff Rogers
14th April 2006, 12:10 AM
It is like 'how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?'

JDarvall
14th April 2006, 12:27 AM
On a good day I'd say, abouuuuut,,,,,16 Fingerbredd . But, thats dependent, on humidity, fibre density, and of course....wheather or not its knotted .

Wood Borer
14th April 2006, 12:50 AM
Exactly twice half its length

Sorry but its the engineer in me coming out


Rgds

Wrong

It's half twice it's length:D

A good question all the same. How many people ask you to make a book case that is a good height not too wide but tall enough to take all their books?

echnidna
14th April 2006, 01:01 AM
been to smiths once.
theres another mill in niranda or thereabouts
and a coupla mobile mills around too.

RufflyRustic
15th April 2006, 12:03 AM
how long is a piece of string? Never as long as you need it to be....

Bob Willson
15th April 2006, 12:38 AM
It is exactly 3,405 mm long (at room temperature)

Skew ChiDAMN!!
15th April 2006, 01:14 AM
How do you know it isn't 3,405mm wide and only a few mm long?

Bob Willson
15th April 2006, 12:12 PM
Damn Skew ChiDAMN!! DAMN!!

I just remeasured it and you are correct. Sneaky bit of string turned sideways. OK, a piece of string is now EXACTLY 3.792mm long by 3,405 mm wide.

Simomatra
15th April 2006, 12:24 PM
Exactly twice half its length

Sorry but its the engineer in me coming out


Rgds

You beat me to it Rusell

Cheers sam

Driver
15th April 2006, 01:03 PM
Hang on!

You're all wrong. It's 50% longer than 2/3rds of the distance from one end. I know because I've just measured it.

Col

(By the way, I had to cut bits off to get an accurate measurement so if anyone wants a small bagful of bijou stringettes, lemme know!)

DanP
15th April 2006, 01:57 PM
No no no. It's 300% of 1/3 of the distance from the right hand end. It's 50% longer than 2/3rds the distance, only from the left hand end.

Dan

Driver
15th April 2006, 02:02 PM
No no no. It's 300% of 1/3 of the distance from the right hand end. It's 50% longer than 2/3rds the distance, only from the left hand end.

Dan

Yeah but d'ya want any stringettes?

DanP
15th April 2006, 02:08 PM
Yeah but d'ya want any stringettes?

Not if you can measure em from any old end. Not up to my usual high standards. Peddle your wares to the craporium...:p

Dan

Driver
15th April 2006, 02:44 PM
Well .....OK. I don't think you realise what a great opportunity it is that you have just turned down. Still, it's your loss. :p

Now, Al. I envisage a new door-buster special promo:-


Al's Bijou Stringettes
Exclusively Available From The Craporium
Bijou sachet of MFKL with the first 50 stringettes purchased!

By special arrangement - not available to the Cobram Constabulary

Whaddaya reckon?

channa
15th April 2006, 05:57 PM
It is like 'how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?'

You're right, it's exactly the same, only different!

AlexS
15th April 2006, 10:20 PM
from a consultant....

how long would you like it to be?

JDarvall
15th April 2006, 10:57 PM
from a consultant....

how long would you like it to be?

from a therapist....

how does that make you feel,,,,when asked how long a piece of string is ?

Skew ChiDAMN!!
15th April 2006, 11:19 PM
From an atheist: I don't believe in string

From an architect: tie it in a loop and it'll be as long as it needs to be.

From an engineer: it doesn't meet minimum spec. Replace it with a bit of rope!

Ashore
15th April 2006, 11:20 PM
from the patient

There were two of them
and they were both diffrent, yet and all three were the same like my aunties pegs

Bob Willson
15th April 2006, 11:25 PM
From an atheist: I don't believe in string

From an architect: tie it in a loop and it'll be as long as it needs to be.

From an engineer: it doesn't meet minimum spec. Replace it with a bit of rope!

From God:
That's OK Skew ChiDAMN!! I don't believe in you either.

JDarvall
15th April 2006, 11:35 PM
...how about.

from the mortician...

Be buggered if I care. As long as it fits around his flaming toe.

rrich
17th April 2006, 04:22 PM
Isn't How Long a Chinaman and nto a piece of string?

The length of a piece of string is exactly twice the distance from the center to one end.