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craigb
13th April 2006, 02:49 PM
Apparently, it takes a week to build a coffin from oak but only 24 hours from balsa.

(This was a letter to the editor in yesterday's SMH so don't blame me :p )

Shedhand
13th April 2006, 02:52 PM
Apparently, it takes a week to build a coffin from oak but only 24 hours from balsa.

(This was a letter to the editor in yesterday's SMH so don't blame me :p )chuckling.....lol:D good one.

Zed
13th April 2006, 03:02 PM
ok ill bite - what has gene pitney got to do with anything except the trans canada highway ?

Driver
13th April 2006, 03:11 PM
Apparently, it takes a week to build a coffin from oak but only 24 hours from balsa.

(This was a letter to the editor in yesterday's SMH so don't blame me :p )


I'm blaming you, man! I'm blaming you! You didn't have to bloody repeat it! :eek: Over here in the West we're far enough away that we don't have to put up with the SMH's drivel but now it's infesting me favourite website! Oh the pain!:eek:

doug the slug
13th April 2006, 10:06 PM
Wierd thread, gene pitney, balsa coffins, SMH, someones fault:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tell me what you guys are drinking, I want a double:D :D :D :D

craigb
13th April 2006, 10:41 PM
Wierd thread, gene pitney, balsa coffins, SMH, someones fault:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tell me what you guys are drinking, I want a double:D :D :D :D

Look. It's quite simple. It's just a really bad pun.

For those of you under 40 that aren't aware of GP's ouvre, he is most remembered for a song called "Twentyfour hours from Tulsa".

Oh, and he dropped of the perch this week too.

Do ya geddit now? :rolleyes:

doug the slug
13th April 2006, 11:20 PM
Look. It's quite simple. It's just a really bad pun.

For those of you under 40 that aren't aware of GP's ouvre, he is most remembered for a song called "Twentyfour hours from Tulsa".

Oh, and he dropped of the perch this week too.

Do ya geddit now? :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHA:D :D :D :D HAHAHAHAHAH:D :D :D HAHAHAHAHA:D :D :D
wow thats funny, almost p!$$ed myself

Robert34
13th April 2006, 11:59 PM
It's still so far over my head I am not amused.:confused:

Rob

Ashore
14th April 2006, 12:26 AM
With seppos I thought you just gave them an enema and burried them in a shoe box :D

ss_11000
14th April 2006, 10:59 AM
is this an old ppl joke:confused:

graemet
14th April 2006, 06:05 PM
Eh???

echnidna
14th April 2006, 06:14 PM
is this an old ppl joke:confused:


I dunno,
I'm an old ppl an I don't get it too!;)

Gumby
14th April 2006, 07:03 PM
Do you guys need a joke explanation manual or something ?

It's pretty simple to understand. I think he was good, Gene Pitney.

24 hrs from Tulsa
Liberty Valance
Mecca

etc.

He seemed like a gentleman too.

ss_11000
14th April 2006, 07:06 PM
Do you guys need a joke explanation manual or something ?

It's pretty simple to understand. I think he was good, Gene Pitney.

24 hrs from Tulsa
Liberty Valance
Mecca

etc.

He seemed like a gentleman too.

i still dont get it

Simomatra
14th April 2006, 07:09 PM
Oh! the memories:D :D

Cheers Sam:)

Shedhand
14th April 2006, 07:22 PM
i still dont get itGene Pitney was a singer popular in the 50's and 60's. He sang a song called 24 Hours from Tulsa ( a town somewhere in the USA. Tulsa rhymes with Balsa ( a very soft wood and easy to work.

Pitney died in Wales last week after a concert.

The joke is, it takes a week to build a coffin from oak but "Only 24 hours from Balsa" ryhmes with Tulsa.:D

ss_11000
14th April 2006, 07:24 PM
i get it now...........but i dont find it funny;) :eek:

normell
14th April 2006, 07:34 PM
i get it now...........but i dont find it funny;) :eek:

Should have asked your Granddad:D

ozwinner
14th April 2006, 07:36 PM
i get it now...........but i dont find it funny;) :eek:

The older you get the funnier death becomes...............
Because your time is getting closer...

Al :D :p

ss_11000
14th April 2006, 07:48 PM
The older you get the funnier death becomes...............
Because your time is getting closer...

Al :D :p

death is already funny.:cool: :eek: ................................speaking of death, someone ( cant remember who:confused: ) once told me; 'ppl dont fear the dark, and death, they fear the unknown' think about it;)

Simomatra
14th April 2006, 08:07 PM
Absolutely coorect Stirlo

Cheers sam

Gumby
14th April 2006, 08:15 PM
........................... 'ppl dont fear the dark, and death, they fear the unknown' think about it;)

I don't get it :confused:

ss_11000
14th April 2006, 09:28 PM
I don't get it :confused:

are u being serious or ripping me off

echnidna
14th April 2006, 09:59 PM
NAAA he's been sitting so close to the heater the plasticine is starting to soften. :D :D :D

Gumby
14th April 2006, 11:05 PM
are u being serious or ripping me off
\
c'mon mate, this is your old Uncle Gumby talking.
Would I take the pi55 out of you ?
;) :)

echnidna
14th April 2006, 11:36 PM
only when the opportunity arises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ss_11000
15th April 2006, 12:20 AM
\
c'mon mate, this is your old Uncle Gumby talking.
Would I take the pi55 out of you ?
;) :)

probably.......:p

na...your cool:cool:

soundman
17th April 2006, 02:18 PM
OH dear seems we nned to have a funeral.


seems the understanding of subtle humour died with the last generation.:confused:



Blame the Americans they never "got" subtle anything, especialy humour.

Skew ChiDAMN!!
17th April 2006, 02:31 PM
Pity they discontinued the practise of bloodletting to remove excess humours. :rolleyes:

popawisky
17th April 2006, 11:50 PM
Gene who?????????????

Shedhand
18th April 2006, 12:17 AM
Gene who?????????????have another wisky and forget about it. :D