Richard Casey
17th October 2001, 11:14 AM
A lady took her son to the doctor to arrange to have him circumcised, and on arrival the doctor noticed the child had no eye lids.I can fix that problem for the child, he told the mother. I will use the spare skin from his penis. Horified, the mother said, won't that make him a bit cock eyed. No, said the doctor, but it will give him a bit more foresight.