John Saxton
11th October 2001, 08:06 PM
AS I'VE MATURED....I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just buttholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that that you get by on charm for about 15 minutes.After that, you'd better have a big willy or big boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we're celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a releation is at first, the passion fades,and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when some thing isn't working in your house,one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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Johnno
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just buttholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that that you get by on charm for about 15 minutes.After that, you'd better have a big willy or big boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we're celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a releation is at first, the passion fades,and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when some thing isn't working in your house,one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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Johnno