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Five Thumbs
31st March 2006, 09:18 PM
There is a Eunuch's Association in India that has a limited membership. There are only 500 members allowed at any one time.

Each year they have their AGM at the Calcutta Race Club and after the business session has concluded they stage a race around the track for all 500 members.

The race is called the India Knackerless 500.

:):):):):):):)

AlexS
1st April 2006, 12:31 PM
I'll bet they have a ball.:rolleyes:

scooter
3rd April 2006, 04:41 PM
A careless scrutineer got the sack...

journeyman Mick
3rd April 2006, 04:47 PM
The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL:D

Mick

Driver
3rd April 2006, 06:36 PM
The prize for last place is a jar of MFKL:D

Mick


And when the poor bugger asks why they're giving him an enhancer for his missing tackle they tell him: "We're just rubbing it in!"

(Listen - it might add a lustre but first you need a cluster!)

Skew ChiDAMN!!
3rd April 2006, 10:15 PM
I doubt there'd be any world-record times... they're all knackered before the race.

scooter
4th April 2006, 11:16 PM
BALLS to that !

Lignin
12th April 2009, 10:48 AM
Bollocks!!!!:o:o

bullfright
12th April 2009, 02:46 PM
Family jewels are usually insured.

echnidna
12th April 2009, 07:23 PM
Do they sing in the Soprano's Choir

watson
12th April 2009, 07:28 PM
AAAAnnnd......I heard that castration is a eunuch experience.

Sorry.......forgot my Medication

cytan
12th April 2009, 08:42 PM
Thanks mate, its the first time I have laughed in a month, have had a few problems of late.:U