John Saxton
8th August 2001, 04:43 PM
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance,then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,"Is your date running late?"
"No".he replies,"Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman say's,"A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"
Bond explains,"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady say's,"Whats it telling you now?"
"Well,it say's you're not wearing any panties....."
The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
Bond tuts,taps his watch and say's,"Damn thing's an hour fast"
Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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Johnno
[This message has been edited by John Saxton (edited 08 August 2001).]
The woman notices this and asks,"Is your date running late?"
"No".he replies,"Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman say's,"A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"
Bond explains,"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady say's,"Whats it telling you now?"
"Well,it say's you're not wearing any panties....."
The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
Bond tuts,taps his watch and say's,"Damn thing's an hour fast"
Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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Johnno
[This message has been edited by John Saxton (edited 08 August 2001).]