Christopha
24th March 2006, 09:50 AM
Subject: Charles & Camilla's Wedding Night.
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>> It is reported that on their wedding night the
>>following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute
>>preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were
>>missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's,
>> which were a bit on the small side.
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>> When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles
>>and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's
>>and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside
>>their room, Camilla flopped on the bed
>> and said "Darling, for God's sake get these shoes off.
>>My feet are killing me."
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>> The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right
>>shoe with vigor, but it was stuck. "Harder!" Camilla yelled.
>>"Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just
>>so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!"
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>> There was a big groan from the Prince, and then
>>Camilla
>> exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!, Oh
>>that feels SOoo good!"
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>> In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince
>>Philip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she had to
>>still be a virgin."
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>> Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry
>>off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
>>exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Philip turned to
>>the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy
>>man!"
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>> It is reported that on their wedding night the
>>following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute
>>preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were
>>missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's,
>> which were a bit on the small side.
>>
>> When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles
>>and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's
>>and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside
>>their room, Camilla flopped on the bed
>> and said "Darling, for God's sake get these shoes off.
>>My feet are killing me."
>>
>> The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right
>>shoe with vigor, but it was stuck. "Harder!" Camilla yelled.
>>"Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just
>>so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!"
>>
>> There was a big groan from the Prince, and then
>>Camilla
>> exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!, Oh
>>that feels SOoo good!"
>>
>> In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince
>>Philip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she had to
>>still be a virgin."
>>
>> Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry
>>off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
>>exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Philip turned to
>>the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy
>>man!"