people with way to much time on their hands

[Gra]

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/crazy.html

[doug the slug]

Speaking of people with too muchtime on their hands - Gra, how did you find this and how muchtime did you spend reading it before you posted it here:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Gra]

found it at work while looking for zero coupon bonds??? Google works in mysterious ways

[echnidna]

Hey Al,
you'll love patent no 5593398 :D

[ozwinner]

How sad to "invent" such things.

My farts smell of roses anyway..

Al :rolleyes:

[Iain]

Have a good look at 6055910, the first on the list.
Negates the previous 5593398:rolleyes:

[ss_11000]

Have a good look at 6055910,

:confused:

sounds bl00dy weird

[echnidna]

Though 6637447 might actually have some merit as a novelty line.