Jack Plane
22nd March 2006, 11:08 AM
<FONT face=Arial>An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...."Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:p"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."<O:P></O:P> Tentatively he eases the twenty out, and then a<O:P></O:P> £10 pound note appears"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"<O:P></O:P><O:p
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and<O:P></O:P> another and another and another, etc....<O:P></O:P><O:p
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.<O:P></O:P><O:p
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How<O:P></O:P> moch was in dare den?"<O:P></O:P><O:p
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.<O:P></O:P> "£1,990 exactly
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman<O:P></O:P> “I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."<O:P></O:P>
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and<O:P></O:P> another and another and another, etc....<O:P></O:P><O:p
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.<O:P></O:P><O:p
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How<O:P></O:P> moch was in dare den?"<O:P></O:P><O:p
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.<O:P></O:P> "£1,990 exactly
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman<O:P></O:P> “I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."<O:P></O:P>