Another lesson in corrrect English, 5 ands in a row..

[Iain]

Smith and Jones had a thriving business and decided to put up a sign.
The signwriter came and erected the sign which read 'Smith and Jones'.
Smith was not happy and the signwriter asked why. Because there is not a big enough space between Smith and and and and and Jones.
Just to Top Island Ape http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Island Ape]

RIght Iain!!!

Smith and Jones have written an English exam.

Smith where Jones had, had had, had had, had had had, had been chosen by the examiners, nobody could understand anything. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Iain]

Touche, anyone else care to better that?
This could go on for a while.