John Saxton
31st May 2001, 11:44 PM
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Perth to Melbourne.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde,tired,just wants to take a nap,politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains,"I ask you a question,and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5.00,and vice versa."
Again she declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer,now agitated,says,"Okay,if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blondes attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"Whats the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde dosen't say a word,reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 note and hands it to the lawyer."Okay",says the lawyer, "Now its your turn."
She asks the lawyer,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled,takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references,no answer.He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the libraries available,no answer.Frustrated,he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers,to no avail.After an hour,he wakes the blonde,and hands her $500.00.
The blond says "Thank-you,"and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer,who is more than a little miffed,wakes the blonde and asks,"Well what's the answer.?
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,hands the lawyer $5.00,and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes weere dumb!!
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Johnno
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde,tired,just wants to take a nap,politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains,"I ask you a question,and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5.00,and vice versa."
Again she declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer,now agitated,says,"Okay,if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blondes attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"Whats the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde dosen't say a word,reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 note and hands it to the lawyer."Okay",says the lawyer, "Now its your turn."
She asks the lawyer,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled,takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references,no answer.He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the libraries available,no answer.Frustrated,he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers,to no avail.After an hour,he wakes the blonde,and hands her $500.00.
The blond says "Thank-you,"and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer,who is more than a little miffed,wakes the blonde and asks,"Well what's the answer.?
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,hands the lawyer $5.00,and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes weere dumb!!
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Johnno