John Saxton
31st May 2001, 11:15 PM
Two cowboys walked into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
They stand at the bar,drinking beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly,a woman at a nearby table,who has been making her way through a T-bone begins to cough.After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says,
"Kin yer swaller?"The woman shakes her head NO.
"Kin yer breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head NO.
The cowboy slowly walks over to the woman,lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
The woman is so shocked,that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies from her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again,the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says,"Ya know.I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick manouvre',but I ain't never seen nobody do it before.
They stand at the bar,drinking beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly,a woman at a nearby table,who has been making her way through a T-bone begins to cough.After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says,
"Kin yer swaller?"The woman shakes her head NO.
"Kin yer breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head NO.
The cowboy slowly walks over to the woman,lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
The woman is so shocked,that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies from her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again,the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says,"Ya know.I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick manouvre',but I ain't never seen nobody do it before.