John Saxton
31st May 2001, 09:23 PM
A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS.
She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little incident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman who says "Good day Ma'am,how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks,Sir how much does this rug cost?"
He answers,"Lady if you farted just touching it,you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price!"
Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
FOOTNOTE:- Fart/Farted is now recognised as an accepted medical term.
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Johnno
[This message has been edited by John Saxton (edited 31 May 2001).]
She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little incident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman who says "Good day Ma'am,how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks,Sir how much does this rug cost?"
He answers,"Lady if you farted just touching it,you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price!"
Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
FOOTNOTE:- Fart/Farted is now recognised as an accepted medical term.
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Johnno
[This message has been edited by John Saxton (edited 31 May 2001).]