Five Surgeons

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Five surgeons are discussing who make the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There are no guts; no heart, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the ars are interchangeable."
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