Gino
18th April 2001, 03:04 PM
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman
> Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
> ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
> near her castle.
> The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once
> a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
> you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am
> and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with
> my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
> children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as
> she was dining on a repaste of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a
> white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I
> don't ****ing think so. "
> Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
> ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
> near her castle.
> The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once
> a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
> you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am
> and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with
> my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
> children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as
> she was dining on a repaste of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a
> white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I
> don't ****ing think so. "