John Saxton
5th April 2001, 10:56 PM
One day,during a lesson on proper grammar,the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful"in the same sentence twice.
First,she called on little Suzie,who responded with,"My father bought my Mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good Suzie,"replied the teacher.
She
then called on little Michael.
"My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,"
"Excellent, Michael!" he said.
Then the teacher called on little Johnny.(sigh, here comes the censors)
"Last night, at the dinner table,my sister told my father that she was pregnant,and he said beautiful,.......just f...ing beautiful!"
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Johnno
First,she called on little Suzie,who responded with,"My father bought my Mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good Suzie,"replied the teacher.
She
then called on little Michael.
"My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,"
"Excellent, Michael!" he said.
Then the teacher called on little Johnny.(sigh, here comes the censors)
"Last night, at the dinner table,my sister told my father that she was pregnant,and he said beautiful,.......just f...ing beautiful!"
cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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Johnno