Terry Porter
14th March 2001, 03:49 AM
Your **** is never a factor in a job interview
The garage is all yours
Car mechanics tell you the truth
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
Wrinkles add character
One mood, ALL the time
You can go to a public toilet without a support group
If you are 34 and still single nobody notices
The same hairstyle lasts for years, if not decades
Your belly usually hides your big hips
You have freedom of chioce concerning growing a moustache
The world is your urinal
The garage is all yours
Car mechanics tell you the truth
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
Wrinkles add character
One mood, ALL the time
You can go to a public toilet without a support group
If you are 34 and still single nobody notices
The same hairstyle lasts for years, if not decades
Your belly usually hides your big hips
You have freedom of chioce concerning growing a moustache
The world is your urinal