Onehundredandeighty!

[Island Ape]

World Darts final.
Sitting in the front row is a nun.
First dart; double twenty,
second dart; double twenty,
third dart; hits the wire bounces off and hits the nun right between the eyes, dead!
Scorer; One nun dead and eighty!

[John Saxton]

Iain must be on holiday so I'll say it.
Score was 'eighty to nun'

Cheers http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

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Johnno

[PenRex]

Those Darts were OBVIOUSLY NOT thrown by Phil 'The Power' Taylor . . .

Must have been the loser . . . any guesses who that was?

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Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex