Gino
26th February 2001, 11:05 AM
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,his mother asks
if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He's a little , so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and
kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to
tell him, or should I?
if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He's a little , so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and
kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to
tell him, or should I?