Charles Castle
21st February 2001, 08:33 PM
A couple were on the way to their wedding when they were involved in a car crash and both were killed. They were waiting outside the pearly gates for St Peter. One said to the other "As we are going to be here for eternity do you think we should ask if we can get married?" The other said "Yes I agree". St Peter came and the couple asked if they could get married. St Peter said he didn't know, but would find out and went away. Time passed. the couple then had further thoughts, and worried if it didn't work out would they be able to get a divorce?They decided to ask St Peter when he came back. Time passed. After three months of waiting, St Peter came back. He said yes, they would be able to get married in heaven.
The couple asked if it didn't work out would they be able to get a divorce.
St Peter lost his temper, went red in the face, threw his clipboard down on the table and shouted.
He said "Look how long it has taken me to find a priest to marry you. How do you think I'm going to find a lawyer to divorce you.?"
The couple asked if it didn't work out would they be able to get a divorce.
St Peter lost his temper, went red in the face, threw his clipboard down on the table and shouted.
He said "Look how long it has taken me to find a priest to marry you. How do you think I'm going to find a lawyer to divorce you.?"