Iain
31st January 2001, 11:24 PM
Subject: Life's REALLY difficult unanswered questions
Life's REALLY intriguing unanswered questions:
WHAT is the speed of dark?
CAN you be a closet claustrophobic?
WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
WHY do psychics have to ask you for your name?
DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
WHY is "abbreviation" such a long word?
BEFORE they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
IF love is blind, how come lingerie is so popular?
HOW come wrong numbers are never busy?
WHY aren't there any GUILTY bystanders?
WHEN it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
WHAT year did Jesus think it was?
And the classic question of all time .... WHY isn't there mouse flavoured cat-food?
Life's REALLY intriguing unanswered questions:
WHAT is the speed of dark?
CAN you be a closet claustrophobic?
WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
WHY do psychics have to ask you for your name?
DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
WHY is "abbreviation" such a long word?
BEFORE they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
IF love is blind, how come lingerie is so popular?
HOW come wrong numbers are never busy?
WHY aren't there any GUILTY bystanders?
WHEN it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
WHAT year did Jesus think it was?
And the classic question of all time .... WHY isn't there mouse flavoured cat-food?